cat

some asshole in a fur suit that exists to tip over your cup

cat: *spills can of RedBull on keyboard*
Human: FUCK

by BurnedEggs September 2, 2019

cat

a cat is a cute creature but can do some evil actions.

person 1:cats are amazing
person 2:really I should adopt one

by qtkittygaby February 22, 2023

Cats

Cats are feline friend that will keep you awake at night bcuz they hungry

"I need to feed my cat"

"I love cats"

by ilovecat69 July 13, 2022

Cat

The best sex rag for a rainy day.

I hope my parents don't find my cat

by IWantToKillMeToo January 15, 2020

Stroking the White Cat

To masturbate.

Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.

by markatto April 12, 2010

Straight Cat Piss

Expression/Insult of failing, being bad, or sucking

Wife,Husband, Tinder date, Ex Girlfriend, Bros...etc

Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”

Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”

by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020

The Battle Cats.

A cool game with cats destroying existence roll cats get cats love cats increase cat popularity increase cat population.

Ginger :Hey I just played The Battle Cats.
Asian :No way I love roll cat.
Peter Griffin: You stupid

by Quenvempona2013 June 24, 2023