Cat Father

The kind of guy who deposits his load, does the bare minimum (if anything) and dips. Can typically be found expecting to be treated like the leader of a pride or king of the jungle but constantly complains about having to be there emotionally, mentally, or heaven forbid, financially for the children he helped create. Will have delusions of grandeur surrounding his contributions while blaming everyone but himself for his inability to provide what normal fathers consider par for the course.

Based off an English translation of a Dutch saying relating to absentee/irresponsible parenting habits that can be found universally across the Western world: katvader
Kim: Jamal is always talking about 'nation building' but he can't even raise his own kids.
Lea: Ugh, typical Cat Father.
by Sai the Magnificent December 28, 2021
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Bob the cat

A fat cat with half a moustache.
Look up Bob the cat in Urban Dictionary online you peewee.
by pufflers February 12, 2021
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curtiss da cat

(Jimmy) curtiss da cat is a cat..... (Airin) he likes to eat cat food....
by cousinbetty April 15, 2019
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Sphinx cat

more commonly know as "the naked cat", Sphinx cats are know for their disturbing lack of hair...AT ALL
You: Urgh whats that fugly looking thing

Me: Oh! Thats a sphinx cat
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Cat Boy Fucker

(Noun:) A person who fucks cat boys.
Hey did you see that video of Nick Fuentes with Cat Boy Kami? They were totally making eyes. Nick Fuentes is such a cat boy fucker.
by BaileyFeckinQuinn July 09, 2021
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allie cat

Allie cat is a nickname for a person named Alison. The person with this name is very kind and cool, like an allie cat ;).
Jake: Hey dude you see that one girl they call Allie cat?

Paul: yeah man she’s really nice might have to make a move.
by Cameron Baddinger’s husband September 02, 2021
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Walk my cat

An excuse used when you don’t want to tell someone something.
Person 1: stop stalling and tell me
Person 2: Oh um, I have to go walk my cat bye
by your roblox girlfriend January 27, 2019
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