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Cum Nails

When a girl has nail polish that resemble the appearance of cum.
Damn nice cum nails Melanie!
by kabar6 August 4, 2022
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Cum-Boarding

The act of cumming onto her face and misfires into her nasal cavity resulting in breathing difficulties.
Cum-boarding is difficult to breathe through, but it was an accident.
by AshBash02156 August 7, 2022
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cum

cum happens when sex
by 123MYYOU June 6, 2022
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C.U.M,

The C.U.M is a global police force that you can call by using this number 6969 696 969. This is a special police line that can get any job done. The C.U.M is an important protection mental health association. It makes sure you feel good in ALL areas.

All areas meaning genitals and mouth. They also serve painting jobs. Colors only include white. Side affects may include pregnancy and STD’s. They have been widely appreciated through reviews on social media sites such as, OnlyFans, Pornhub and more. But they are known to give pleasure to everyone! Especially children.
“I recommend the C.U.M for all ages.”
What does it do?”
“I’m part of this global association! Let’s just say it gives you head!”
“Head?”
“Head…”
“The definition of the cum is a police force, pleasure association and more!

Jeremy and Felicia had 2 children.
by Blossom^^!{ June 7, 2022
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Cum

You cum, i cum, we all cum.
by Richard h. Dickson June 7, 2022
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Cum Fairy

The fairy who collects the cum sock from underneath your pillow when it's full.

The fairy has been described as a large and lanky male with large lips and dressed in a large, crusty looking sock that has a gray hue to it.
"Last night I made my final deposit into my cum sock. So I put it under my pillow before I went to bed; when I woke, up a clean sock and a nickel was under there."

"Sounds to me like the Cum Fairy paid you a visit!"
by Mistor Mike June 7, 2022
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Cum

The pasty white sauce that pairs perfectly with a sausage, something that your mother likes to eat
The cum had cum so he cummed in her because cum.
by MeropeSpica June 9, 2022
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