phone penis 

When you stick a phone in a girls vagina on vibrate with male siri talking

That bitch got phone penised last night

phone penis by Nonyaxx September 6, 2016

shorty penis

A very tiny Penis

Carly: He had a shorty penis
Kylee: I told you girl

shorty penis by CodyBoisavage August 28, 2016

pussy penis 

When your clit is so big it looks like a dick

girl1: damn girl ur pussy penis big af lemme suck on it
girl2: AYeeeee im finna give my bf dis shit his name is Nathan Paul Porter

pussy penis by ljhwfeaburghfbubvsdr March 15, 2017

Goldilocks Penis Man 

An insecure man who when given an obvious compliment chooses to find the negative.

K: I like your penis, it's not too big, not too small. Like a goldilocks penis.

T: Your trying to tell me that my penis isn't big!!? I'll hold onto that for months so I can fluff up an email full of negativity signed 'Goldilocks Penis Man'.

Goldilocks Penis Man by kelpleilani June 8, 2017

crowbar penis 

A penis that is shaped like a crowbar (very bent)

WOW Aakash, u have a crowbar penis

crowbar penis by Aiainwhsuwjsj August 27, 2017

Sock penis 

A sock penis is the foreskin around ones penis that when in water gets shriveled and looks like a sock. It can also be a derogatory term used to downgrade someone's self or penis.

Ex1- man when I got out of the bath I had a major sock penis.

Ex2- og: yo foe did you see that Lars last night? Yayo: Yeah he is such a sock penis.

Sock penis by Zahvi Bo January 17, 2018

Empty penis straw 

The product of a Vienna sausage that has both ends bitten off and the meat from the inside vacuumed out

Kid: how are gonna explain to your mom why you only have the skin of the Vienna sausages left In your lunchbox
Me: I’ll tell her it’s an empty penis straw. Nobody wants to eat that shit

Empty penis straw by Glubglubhewhispers May 3, 2018