sick little monkey 

a fat scottish twat that balls his eyes out at the drop of a hat, pathetically snivelling to himself , in the hope that someone will feel sorry for him and maybe shag him out of sympathy

that sick little monkey is beefing again.

sick little monkey by itsme September 26, 2003

chunky monkey 

One who drinks to the point of reguratation.

It took two hours to clean my car seats after the CHUN_KEY_MON_EEE went drinking with us.

chunky monkey by Anonymous August 24, 2003

Monkey Fuck 

A word where you and a friend get very bored and jump in the pool and start throwing a beachball around screaming profanities. This word causes all people to lose their train of thought.

Mom: You have bad grades and I think you-
Ted: Monkey Fuck.
Mom: what the hell was I saying?

Monkey Fuck by Holly && Kristen September 16, 2006

Evil Monkey 

Some sad little boy who made his avatar the evil monkey from family guy and now thinks he is an evil monkey

hi monkey boy how are you

Evil Monkey by Norton December 9, 2004

Monkey Love 

when you love someone like a brother or sister

I'm in Monkey love with Montez.

Monkey Love by Jasmine December 9, 2008

Flying Monkey 

a 40 Oz (typically a fine Olde English 800) that is consumed to the neck and red bull is added. Consume fully and enjoy the effects. This monkey's got wiiings.

Why is Cam running around in the snow totally naked?

Oh, it's okay, he just had one too many flying monkeys >0<

Flying Monkey by J0wNaGe January 11, 2014

monkey chowder 

when a guy fingers a girl. (fingering)

Last night Tina was monkey chowdered!

monkey chowder by PANNSEEE December 4, 2006