Drop the kids off at the pool

To take a shit. To drop a piping hot loaf into the commode. To pinch a loaf into the porcelain god.

I was on my way to work and I had to pull over at the gas station and drop the kids off at the pool.

by Skizurp June 10, 2003

National Jerk Off Day

In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).

It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)

My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

no skin off my nose

something that you say which means you do not care about something because it will not affect you.

We can go in his car if he prefers. It's no skin off my nose.

by 4cid April 24, 2007

laugh my ass off

Laugh my ass off Something so funny, it will make you laugh so hard your ass falls off.

That shit is so funny, I laugh my ass off!

by 1st Squirt May 5, 2018

get off my jock

leave me alone
dont speak to me
wow really?
honestly why dont u stfu

teacher: remy why dont you get off the computer
remy: why dont u get off my jock

by St. Remy Martin December 16, 2008

Jack Off Holiday Hour

The name says it all. It's your holiday kids ... You've got absolutely nothing to do ... Sit around, jack it, have a 4 day happy hour. Its jack off holiday hour!

Get me a beer, tits, its my jack off holiday hour.

What am I gettin into this weekend? Jack off holiday hour baby!

by DrReggy November 2, 2009

peel off a hot screamer

To let loose a high-pitched, squealing fart which startles children and causes birds to scatter.

I was really digging this girl in my economics class until I heard her peel off a hot screamer and I almost barfed up my turkey sub.

by Porge Gorwell April 2, 2011