cooked penis 

When a person is too high or burnt out on a mood altering substance.

Don't pass it to him, he's a cooked penis.

cooked penis by johnsonleremy August 25, 2011

Goraieb Penis 

The medical condition compared to or the same as micro penis.

Wow that thing is small,do you have "goraieb penis"

Goraieb Penis by XxsuperdickxX December 1, 2011

no penis no

No penis no. A term mostly used by teenage lesbians or bisexual females that lean towards female attraction more than males. How else can you define it? They're saying no to penis.

JUST SAY NO!

(Girls talking about last night with boyfriend.)
Mikayla: Its big...9 inches!
Morgan: NO PENIS NO!

no penis no by MerTruckClub April 21, 2014

shovel penis 

A penis that picks up things moderately well.

Bob's shovel penis can move three tons of dirt in one day.

shovel penis by HeyKidYouWannaGo December 20, 2014

loose penis 

when one's penis has a small shaft

you have a loose penis matt

loose penis by ronchacolucha September 30, 2015

nature penis 

A penis in which case looks rather small when flaccid but very large when erected

Hey bro I have a nature penis it sucks tho because the ladies think it's small and I have to tell them it gets a lot bigger ugh why do I have to have a nature penis fuck

nature penis by Ba timeouts April 30, 2016

siege penis

1. When someone has a fucked up dick

2. When someone has a big dick

Johnny is walking like that because he got fucked by a siege penis last night.

siege penis by PainGang666 May 5, 2016