Penis Flakes

People that are uncircumcised and dont clean inside there foreskin

Oliver: Rj you better clean you penis or else you'll get Penis Flakes!

by Todd42032 August 29, 2022

Penis

A man's second brain.

My penis thought to divorce since she is not a ho.

by Borislav February 16, 2017

Penis

A big sausage that man have between their legs and they use it to pee and make babies.

"*Man Puts his long penis in the girl's pussy*

Girl : Aaaah~ Harder~~~

9 month later

They now have a daughter.

by SimplifiedExplenation January 12, 2022

Penis

killer slong

(which is totally mine *cries* my is really small)

hey bbg come jump on my mega sized penis

by hornyhisokadidit27 June 13, 2021

penis khan

A great warrior wielding the power of dicus longus. Legend has it he has been defeated by hepatitis khan long ago...

teacher:"genghis khan the founder of the mongol empire "
student:"have you heard of penis khan?"
teacher:"see me after class"

by HiggaChigga March 26, 2022

Gutter Penis

A penis that is found in or around a gutter.

Stacy picked up the gutter penis and proceeded to put it in her mouth.

by WileyLouis November 12, 2012

Penis

A weird stick that protrudes from the male crotch. Occasionally touched and hideously ugly this body part is often compare against others by the male sex.

Male 1: My penis is 5 inches wbu?
Male 2: 6 inches beat that.

by geniusssssss October 12, 2019