red cookie

When your girl is on her period and you wanna eat her out

Damn dude I wanna eat her red cookie.

by Red cookie May 24, 2016

Red

A fanfiction loving blonde who tends to dress more alt and is often called "metal" or "emo". Red tends changes names alot.

Y/N: Dude I really need something to read
Person: Go ask red they always have the best/worst fanfictions

by Large pop corn cup March 28, 2022

Code Red River

A guy code that is used to secretly let other men in the general area know that a girl is on her period.

Guy 1: Emergency code red river commenced.
Guy 2: looks like we're going camping this weekend.

by ArcticReef September 6, 2015

Parting The Red Sea

Spreading of the anus by means of both hands, placed wrist deep inside and forced outwards horizontally. Synonyms include "Black Holing", "Deep Sea Diving", "Opening the Saloon", "The Jaws of Life", or "Swimming the Chocolate River".

"Call me Moses the way I'm parting the Red Sea."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

Red Crewmate

Some bitch who demanded someone put him here

Red Crewmate is such a bitch. Can’t he do this himself?

by RapierEnbyDumbass November 18, 2020

red 40

when you finger. a girl on her preiod

“i red 40d your mom”

“no you didnt she’s on menopause!!”

by davestrider999999 December 7, 2023

Aboody AKA Red Haired KAREN

He Likes Deez Nuts And Is A RED HAIRED KAREN

Aboody AKA Red Haired KAREN

by NotPokfan June 28, 2023