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what a Jack!

A term used when you can not use profanity such as Jackass or Fucking Asshole in the presence of others and/or you are a conservative individual that doesn't swear. Also, it's a great term to use directly to the person whom is acting like a jackass and they don't know, but it feels good to you.
Recently a friend come over for dinner with my husband and I plus our 4 year old daughter. At the dinner table she casually mentioned she discovered her husbands email address on the Ashley Madison hack site. My response, not wanting to swear in the presence of my young child, was "what a Jack! I'm so sorry". Another example is when you are working with a male customer who's being an asshole you can say "take your time deciding Jack and let me know if I can be of further assistance " the customer may not catch it or may correct your mishap by saying "my name is Matt" and you can choose to apologize or say " I'm sorry I thought it was Jack".
by Jacks fill October 9, 2016
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jack stott

A smell so horrific, it can cause death to anyone who inhales it. The word originates from a rather large male from the North East of England.

The word can also be used to describe an obese, friendless person who is bad in bed.
Example 1:

"Bloody hell mate, what's that smell?"

"I'm not sure, but it's smells like Jack Stott's in the room"

Example 2:

"Christ, I met this girl last night and she was a right Jack Stott"
by JackYouHaveABeautifulBumhole September 17, 2016
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a jacking surprise

When you're just having a wank and you unexpectedly let out a load.
boy: Ahh man A jacking surprise?!!!
mom: What the hell
boy: Dont look!
by Person Jerd September 11, 2016
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jack-stalker

A person who will stalk another person via social media and drive distances up to 1,000 miles to stalk the person at their workplace and home.
Do not talk to Susie because became a Jack-Stalker after billy broke up with her.
by Dr. Frederick Haynes CFN August 4, 2016
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Jack

He is a dick who likes to do parody’s of death which is a bit shit as he is a kock sucker and his youtube is worse than a fuckin team doggs neo chrome complete! No it’s worse than a district that says Kota on it for twice the price and twice as small
Jack is a dick. Scooter brad for life!!!!!!!!!!!! @scooterbrad on instagram subscribe to scooter brad on YouTube and get some “flit” merch
by @scootsoup on instagram January 17, 2018
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Jack in a Girl

Where a male cums in a girls vagina after sex, then the girl doesn’t clean out her vagina goes home to her boyfriend. The when her boyfriend/husband/fiancé fucks he is surprised by the jack in the girl.
Resuev dumped Lana after finding Adrian’s jack in a girl.
by George_Orwell 1984 January 27, 2018
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Jack

Someone who is spineless and is super whipped to his girlfriend
Friends: Come out with us

Jack: Sorry can't my girlfriend says no.
by Megaghey January 29, 2018
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