Monkey Bread 

A type of bread popularized by the famous children's story Le Petit Prince (The Little Prince).

To make Monkey Bread:

1. Take a shit. Must be pretty large - try to maintain a 6 inch minimum
2. Place the feces on an appropriately sized baking pan
3. Rip out your pubes.
4. Sprinkle said pubic hair on the feces
5. Bake for 45 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit
6. Congratulations! You've successfully made monkey bread. Enjoy!

I made Cockman a batch of Monkey Bread for his birthday; he liked it more than the PS3 his parents bought him.

Mark, do you think you could bring in a batch of Monkey Bread for the French party tomorrow?

Monkey Bread by Chode Master God October 7, 2007

shock the monkey 

To have sex with an extremely ugly girl.

Speaker 1: I can't believe Nico is hanging with that girl, she's gross.
Speaker 2: haha, he's gonna shock the monkey.

shock the monkey by Googs January 6, 2008

trunk-monkey 

opposite of "boo" or "beau". asshole, dickhead,fucker. all not nice things to say to people rolled into one word.

man, you're a fuckin' trunk-monkey for leavin' me at the club!

trunk-monkey by shalae December 29, 2004

copy paste monkey

Me, for CSS Style

I look around the 'net for some CSS, exploit it to my own limit and use it to make people say 'how did you make that!?'

copy paste monkey by B-Drac July 26, 2003

monkeyexpress 

groupie

i hate you monkey

monkeyexpress by deja vu July 31, 2003

monkey 

Generic exclamation, for use when actual swear words are prohibited. Sometimes used in call centers where swearing might be overheard by customer on the line with other customer service agents, because no one in their right mind would be offended if they overheard the word "monkey".

Customer: I hope you and your entire company go to hell!
Customer Service Agent (smiling): Thank you very much.
Customer: <hangs up>
CSA: MONKEY!

-or-

<Stubs toe.>
"Flying Monkeys!"

monkey by Fishy Bob May 14, 2007

monkey 

a idiotic person. you can call almost every one a monkey it may be your boyfriend or parents or even your teacher this term most commonly describes every one

You are a monkey, why did you do that?

monkey by Alexandra Dolce February 25, 2008