"Mommy who is that man all by himself on the porch?" "Honey that is just a porch dick, don't make eye contact."
by BobSwaggins420 March 15, 2015
Get the Porch Dickmug. Men who portray themselves as materialistic to the extent of willingness to live out of a woman's pocket.
from the word: dignity
from the word: dignity
Goodness! Whatever equal rights the feminists have strive for through out the entire century has made men these days DICK-nityless. These DICK-nityless men somehow have this thought in their dickless head he can have a lifetime of unlimited disposable income by marrying a fugly obese gazzilionaire.
by atmy July 3, 2008
Get the DICK-nitylessmug. Typically a group of two incredibly arrogant, dim-witted people who think they are the complete and utter shit. They back each other up with completely meaningless arguments in every single situation, and when they are together, they consider themselves "unstoppable".
Jon: "Although you two might disagree, my personal opinion is that my side of the argument is clearly correct due to the numerous facts I have presented."
Dick 1: "HAHAHAHA you're a faggot."
Dick 2: "Lord help you, Jon, you sick little problem child."
Dick 1: "Yeah, while we're on the subject, I hate your entire personality, Jon."
Jon: "The fact that you two idiots are still arguing against me is staggering. I swear, you guys are the biggest dick duo I know."
Dick 1: "HAHAHAHA you're a faggot."
Dick 2: "Lord help you, Jon, you sick little problem child."
Dick 1: "Yeah, while we're on the subject, I hate your entire personality, Jon."
Jon: "The fact that you two idiots are still arguing against me is staggering. I swear, you guys are the biggest dick duo I know."
by iPhoneBlows February 7, 2015
Get the dick duomug. by NKJA June 10, 2021
Get the Appleton Dickmug. Throat dick (noun) - an individual insufferable to the degree that their presence causes those around them to experience a swelling of intolerance that, based on their level of ire, bursts forth from the throat.
This insult is derived from the X- Files episode - Firewalker (1994) - in which a silicon based parasitic fungus bursts from people's throats once it has reached sexual maturity - resulting in death by what appears to be a massive penis protruding from the victim's throat.
This insult is derived from the X- Files episode - Firewalker (1994) - in which a silicon based parasitic fungus bursts from people's throats once it has reached sexual maturity - resulting in death by what appears to be a massive penis protruding from the victim's throat.
by c_f_e_d_2016 December 1, 2016
Get the throat dickmug. by somuz January 1, 2018
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