throat dick

Throat dick (noun) - an individual insufferable to the degree that their presence causes those around them to experience a swelling of intolerance that, based on their level of ire, bursts forth from the throat.

This insult is derived from the X- Files episode - Firewalker (1994) - in which a silicon based parasitic fungus bursts from people's throats once it has reached sexual maturity - resulting in death by what appears to be a massive penis protruding from the victim's throat.

"You're such a condescending throat dick!"
"I was absolutely outraged by that tenured throat dick."

by c_f_e_d_2016 December 1, 2016

Dick yolk

Another word for ejaculate, and urine mixed together. "dick yolk" is the combination of piss, and jaculation which makes a gooey yellow substance that looks and feels the same almost the exact same as egg yolk.

"I was really into that guy, until he sprayed dick yolk all over my face"

by Dickyolk101 December 8, 2016

Guilt dick

When a guy can't get all the way hard because he subconsciously feels guilty because he shouldn't be doing it (Example- The girl is too drunk , has feelings for him when he doesn't, Or is in a relationship)

I promised her it would be worth it but once I got there I just had that guilt dick .

by Anothaone December 9, 2016

dick dementor

Someone who gives a blowjob so good they suck a piece of your soul out

Babe, what's the matter with you? You've been laying in bed babbling for the past 10 minutes

Nothing...I just...you sucker me retarded. You're like a goddamn dick dementor

by RememberZapata October 24, 2015

cigarette dick

The unfortunate smelly product of receiving oral sex from a smoker.

1: Hey man, I heard you hooked up with that chick from the bar last night.
2: Nah, just a blowie... but she smoked so many camels I got a nasty case of cigarette dick.

by Mudbrother November 23, 2015

Maple dick

The Canadian equivalent of honey dick, as in honeydicking.

The Canadian spy attempted to maple dick the mountie to get those sweet top secret documents.

by Hojimachong November 28, 2015

dick ninny

An utterly foolish and obnoxious person who is so incurably self-righteous in his/her beliefs that he/she will go to any extent to defend them irrespective of whether they are right or grossly wrong.

Look at the dick ninny vegans attacking the BBQ shack.

by killerdove December 23, 2015