Like it's ancestor the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Clamato is when you pull out a girls tampon and wipe her upper lip with it leaving a nice fishy blood mustache.
Dee Dee was on her period so she excused herself to goto the bathroom before having sex. I told her to wait and I would take it out for her and give her a Dirty Clamato. She thanked me for helping out.
by White Rodney May 27, 2009
Get the Dirty Clamato mug.When a bare-assed man, who gets a blowjob from a female, leaves skid marks on the girls couch, then flips it over to cover the scene of the crime.
Guy 1 : Dude I was at Claires house last night, and got a blowjob on her couch....
Guy 2 : yeah....
Guy 1 : I did the Dirty Cushion and booked it out of there.
Guy 2 : yeah....
Guy 1 : I did the Dirty Cushion and booked it out of there.
by Jitchy BungCreamcheese June 14, 2009
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Get the Dirty Contact mug.Following anal sex, when the man has ejaculated into the anus, his partner squirts out the dirty semen onto the mans chest.
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