your mom

your mom

guess what? your mom.

by YourMomLOL.ca June 8, 2022

tuxedo mom

A cat mom having the noble distinction of only owning tuxedo cats, typically only one at a time. They talk to and about their cat to anyone who will listen. Tuxedo cats are more beautiful, intelligent, and have more personality than other cats. Tuxedo moms also display these same traits.

"I'm not a 'crazy cat lady'! I'm a tuxedo mom!"

by TheKatertot January 23, 2020

Ur mom

The thing everybody says when no one can think of any rational answers. So fuck.
Anything can be attacked with ur mom. So if you see it coming. Don’t.

Ur mom gey

Ur mom fat
Ur mum.. is ur mum?
Ur mum old
Ur mum is a dad
Ur mum eats lasagna

by ThatOneDictionary January 1, 2019

your mom

A phrase most offen used by 12 year old boys to answer questions.
Has been used for deceniums now, and is still being used. ''Your mom'' is practicaly the worst answer you can get from someone

Friend: Who's that fat lady down there?
Me: Your mom

Friend: Where are we going?
Me: Your mom

by Colin SG. December 27, 2017

ur mom

a default comeback to almost any insult someone throws at you.

can also be used when you really dont have a reply to the question given to you.

also a comeback that idiots at your school may use.

person 1: hey what's ur dumbass doing tonight?
you: your mom

person 2: what did you get for number 3?
you: your mom

by it wouldnt let me put ur mom September 26, 2019

Mom

Something I’ve always longed for yet could never have because she isn’t a mom. She’s simply the one who put me on this planet and drives me to insanity, I’ve cried over and over because of her. But it’s my fault because I failed as a child. Thank you to all the nice moms out there who love their child/children no matter what, just remember it’s best not to drive them to a breaking point.</3

Anon:How’s your mom?
My mom?

Anon:Yea
I dont know… she doesn’t come around often..

by N0B0DY_S0M3B0DY May 14, 2023

Mom Jokes

Jokes that are Only funny to your mother

My mom Can't stop her mom jokes

by 459395 March 5, 2022