Hot Pocket

Shitting yourself

I was so scared I ended up with a hot pocket

by Digby April 3, 2003

hot gunk love

This is what occurrs during the hottest of hot love-making, while each partner is as sweaty and as hot as possible, and is working so hard at getting each other off that they let go of all bodily function and spew fluids and other nasty substances from every opening in their body. This event is usually very loud and always sloppy.

Samuel: (Uneasily) "Oh, hey there, Dad".
Donald: "Hey Sam. You look tired. What's wrong?"
Samuel: "Um, nothing. I...uh, I couldn't get to sleep lastnight...I kept hearing...noises".
Donald: "Hey, Sammy, shut the fuck up. Your mother and I have told you a thousand times that our hot gunk love is something special, and if you can't appreciate it, then get the fuck out of my house".
Samuel: "YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!"

by Babies September 13, 2006

Hot bag of nickels

to describe a ugly person either male of female.

"Mary looks like she got hit with a hot bag of nickels"

by sniperv1 February 12, 2007

hot dog bunnin'

tit fucking of the ass. The cousin of the Machine Gun that uses the booty instead of the rack

Dude she went all Jesus on me. She can't fuck or blow now, so when I get tired of using the machine gun I have to use the checkdown move and go hot dog bunnin'.

by Dave08 September 11, 2006

My straightener is hot

Girls can say this phrase when a cute boy is around and they want to tell their friends discretely. It is just another way to say a guy is hot or cute.

Pretend a cute boy comes onto the subway. You tell your friend that my straightener is hot. She will get the idea that there is a cute boy around.

by gocrazy54 October 23, 2010

Hot Fudge Sundae

After one receives a blumpkin, (getting a blow job while taking a dump) he then proceeds to grab the female by her hair and before flushing, shoves her head into the toilet bowl. Once the female's head is stabilized, he may then flush for added effect, creating a whirlpool and making it more dramatic.

"Yo what did you do last night?"
"Not much just kicked back and watched the Flintstones marathon. But I got bored and gave a girl a hot fudge sundae."
"Nice, that's always a good idea. As long as you made her clean up after herself."

by jaquan123321 September 12, 2012

Hot Arab Men

Extremely attractive Middle Eastern men that are tall, dark and handsome. Likely named Mahmoud. Sexy men with a lot of appeal. Men that are very easy to fall in love with.

Did you meet that Mahmoud down the street? Wow! That was one of those hot Arab men. I am so in love with him.

by hmm??? January 27, 2009