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sleeping elephant

Something that elderly people THINK they see in the landscape or cloud formations. This is typically a sign that this person is losing their shit.
Look!...a sleeping elephant sighting!
by Dr. Babybear August 3, 2014
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The elegant whore

Goddess Irene. Perfect, divine Mistress. She is intelligence, She is beauty, She is divinity personified. i wake every morning with Her in image in my mind and fall asleep with Her name on my lips. my life is for Her, my work, my money. I strive to be engaging enough to please Her. GODDESS. I live to serve Her. The most exquisite Being.
I thank Goddess Irene for the day she permitted my into Her life under Her listing as 'The Elegant Whore'
by Goddess's #3 August 19, 2015
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white elephant

This common slang term for a useless gift or person is also a slur for conservative GOP Republicans, especially rich, "white," elderly members of the party.

It is a play on the common usage of the term (implying such individuals are useless or even a burden) and upon the wrinkled appearance of the animals.

The phrase originally comes from the actual white elephants of India which were considered sacred property of the king, above doing work, and were given as supposed rewards to loyal subjects, but due to the expensive nature of keeping an elephant and the fact that they were forbidden from making the beast labor the gift could actually end up ruining the recipient, and was sometimes intended to. Politics can be brutal!
I had no idea grandpa was a White Elephant until I heard him talking about wanting to build a wall on the Mexican border!
by Madam Myriad September 20, 2016
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rusty elephant

The act of making one's mouth exceptionally dry and blowing into a penis during oral sex, making a trumpeting noise to mimic an elephant.
Man #1: How was it last night bro?"
Man #2: "Horrible, she gave me a rusty elephant."
by 469 Productions June 3, 2016
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Grassy elephant

When you eat a bunch of grass then shit it into someone's mouth. They they proceed to eat the poop then shit it back out.
I just gave Melanie a Grassy Elephant and she asked me to do 4 more. That freak bitch.
by Dicklickr9000 June 30, 2016
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Code eleven

When a person has double barrel snot running down thier nose.
Honey get Johnny a tissue he has a code eleven.
by Hawkwise July 24, 2016
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Reverse elephant

When you put your balls in a girls mouth and then attempt to force your erect penis up her nose.
Holy shit did you hear about bill? He totally tried to reverse elephant Sarah but he tore his foreskin on her nostril... Bet that hurt like hell!
by ColonelNutzdeep December 2, 2016
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