Jupiter Jack

A form of masturbation that is astronomically pleasurable while under the influence

"Dude I was so wasted, so I jupiter jacked and covered this bitches face"

Jupiter Jack by Sully69 March 2, 2010

Brand-jack 

Occurs when a person purchases an article of clothing of a certain brand whilst knowing that a friend of theirs is dedicated to buying clothing from that brand.

Conditions:
- Said friend must be considered a good/best friend
- Said friend must own a minimum of 10 articles of clothing from said brand
- Said brand must own a hefty majority over other brands in the friend's closet
- Brand-jacking does not apply to jeans,hats,shoes and accessories

Exception:
- Said friend says it's cool. In which he/she then approves of the article of clothing from said brand that you wish to buy
- Someone else buys it for you, not knowing of your best friend and his/her dedication for this brand. This must then result in an apology to said friend

"Hey man, check out this new shirt I'm looking at getting"
"Dude.. you can't get that"
"Why?"
"I have like 15 shirts from that brand, you just can't Brand-jack me like that"
"I apologize bro, I will find another brand"
"Thank you"

Brand-jack by mrjaydee April 12, 2010

Pull a Jack 

Take a Bite into some roast beef lookin pussy

Dude You Just Pull A Jack

I know It was the worst but it was worth it

Pull a Jack by blake623smith May 14, 2010

dirty jack 

dirty jack is when a person named jack cuts off a rat's penis and puts it in there penis and then proceed to fuck a girl until they ejaculate in her until the rats penis is inside of her.

I just did a dirty jack inside of my girlfriend

dirty jack by Barry Martin April 19, 2020

Cactus Jack

Sticking two fingers up a ladys poop shoot and two fingers in her vaginal opening and a thumb on her clit. So that the hand resembles a cactus.

Come here beeeyootch for some Cactus Jack Loving!

Cactus Jack by Brizza December 30, 2005

flap jack 

when a guy shoots his load on his womans back, lets it dry, then peels it off and feeds it to the chick.

"dude i totally gave sally a flap jack last night"

flap jack by robgards September 17, 2007

Cactus Jack

wise guy, ( smart ass ) everybody needs a little ass noon likes a smart ass...

Out of my face Cactus Jack!! You look like a donkey eating cactus!!

Cactus Jack by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006