fuck a monkey's nut 

It is when a male is about to get off and something bad happens to make him lose his hard on.

At this party I busted into a room where this guy and girl where getting it on to fuck a monkey's nut. The look on his face was hilarious.

fuck a monkey's nut by ChaosLord85 September 20, 2009

purple monkey dishwasher 

A quick inconspicuous phrase to alert your friends of the pressence of a suspicious looking/acting character.
in other words - 'lets get out of here'

Out shopping with friends you notice a stranger eyeing off your handbags but your friends are too distracted to notice....
friend - "do you think this dress will look good with my red heels?"
you - "purple monkey dishwasher!!!!"

purple monkey dishwasher by R'ee July 22, 2006

butt monkey

person or persons employed at a state mental institution pretending to work in order to draw a paycheck while only coming to work on paydays.

Paul has been the top butt monkey at New Mexico State Hospital since 1999.

butt monkey by Wanda May 8, 2003

Monkey In The Middle 

A sex position where a whale is on top of a monkey and he fucks the whale's buns while the monkey is on top of SpongeBob while he gets butt fucked by his SpongeKnob SquareNuts. Long story short, the monkey is in the middle.

Young Boy: ay what you be doing lately, monkey?
Santos and Son's: yo last night I was given a Monkey In The Middle
Young Boy: lmao this dude fuck sponges and whales get exposed

Monkey In The Middle by Inspector CG June 18, 2018

homocidal monkey

the green paper mache monkey sitting in chrissy's closet. he carries the dreaded banana of complete and utter DOOM, in which he likes to stab people with when they are asleep. "DIEDIEDIE"

p.s. HE'S BLIND!!!

..seven days.. is doomsday.. the homocidal monkey is going to.. EAT YOU. k bye.

homocidal monkey by chrissy March 15, 2005

space monkey 

Some goofy looking kid who never answers back when you're talking to him.

Always in some zone where the air must be thin. Reminds you of that russian space chimp when you look at him.

This place is just full of space monkeys.. They're blowing my zone. Lets bag it and be-gone.

space monkey by Dr.Robert June 16, 2005

noob monkey poo 

reffering to someone who is greater than a noob, but still your friend.

ZOMG! Josh, you're such a noob monkey poo.

noob monkey poo by Michelle Sanderlin November 26, 2007