two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin 

What it means is you're mighty fucking close to an ass whoopin! - BL

You son of a bitch, you are two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin!

two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin by BillyGoatCS January 29, 2018

throbing cunt

Cunt that is aching for some cock/pussy

After watching that porno I got a throbing cunt

throbing cunt by Sally under pants May 5, 2018

blunt cunt 

When someone tells you the truth bluntly and doesn't sugarcoat it in any way at all but instead, delivers the truth in the rudest and worst way possible.

She told me that if I don't get my gap tooth fixed, I'll look like a hillbilly for the rest of my life and no one will take me seriously. She's such a blunt cunt.

blunt cunt by GreenJesus May 10, 2018

Plastic Cunt 

A female and or male whos entirely made up of plastic and silicon from plastic surgery operations.

Did you know abby got more work done, shes turning into a real plastic cunt.

Plastic Cunt by Flourecent quartz April 17, 2018

mushroom cunt

Conceited, Narcisstic, douche canoe, a.k.a Nick

My ex is a raging mushroom cunt.

mushroom cunt by Dickeater October 25, 2018

fuk cunt

the word that Aussies use to show very good emotion. the only words that Australian use and need to use

AUZZIE 1: hey did you the see the sunset yesterday
AUZZIE 2: yeaaa fuk cunt

fuk cunt by PIKU NIKU May 30, 2019

Slaggy Cunt 

1. A woman who runs her mouth more than the town crier and has the miles to show for it
2. A woman that has many sexual encounters and her vagina is overused

mainly an insult

Man 1, I just saw Karen in the back alley going on off on Jeff. Man 2, oh yeahh I saw her doing that to Matthew yesterday. Man 1, Karen is such a Slaggy Cunt.

Slaggy Cunt by Tye The Great January 12, 2020