Jesus's Army are a peaceful Christian organisation who usually drive around to their religious gatherings in rainbow or multi coloured vehicles usually dilapidated vans or mini buses. Jesus's Army love to spread the word of our Lord and Saviour through rustic songs acapella style or often led by tambourine's, maracas,spoons and entry level guitar playing.
Unfortunately due to Jesus's Army only feeling love and seeing good in their fellow man they can often fall foul of being abused by drunken thugs who will initially express a real interest in turning their sad lives around with Jesus's help only to blag free rides to their next watering hole and further cementing their own place in Hell.
Unfortunately due to Jesus's Army only feeling love and seeing good in their fellow man they can often fall foul of being abused by drunken thugs who will initially express a real interest in turning their sad lives around with Jesus's help only to blag free rides to their next watering hole and further cementing their own place in Hell.
Dave we've drank and gambled all our money on fruit machines. We literally only have enough for 4 more pints each with no cash machine visits available and we still need to get home with no money for a taxi.
Fear not there is some rainbow coloured van there with a heavy smell of marijuana and Christian love exuding from it. That is definitely Jesus's Army and if we tell them we are interested in signing up and turning our lives around with the help of the Lord I think we can blag a lift.
Fear not there is some rainbow coloured van there with a heavy smell of marijuana and Christian love exuding from it. That is definitely Jesus's Army and if we tell them we are interested in signing up and turning our lives around with the help of the Lord I think we can blag a lift.
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An idea of an Army designed completely by Children. This includes weapon, Armored vehicle, and other designs. This can also include fighting tactics. Some Children's armies also create micro nations, governed and controlled by children. Most children in the Children's Army are from the ages of 7-16 years of age.
An idea of an Army designed completely by Children. This includes weapon, Armored vehicle, and other designs. This can also include fighting tactics. Some Children's armies also create micro nations, governed and controlled by children. Most children in the Children's Army are from the ages of 7-16 years of age.
The Children's Army began in Asia, but expanded to the Americas. There name? The Children's Army of Taiwan.
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That guy that was hitting on me look like a Turd’s Armpit. He was nasty.
This chick been texting me non-stop. Like “No Bish! You are literally a turd’s armpit!”
This chick been texting me non-stop. Like “No Bish! You are literally a turd’s armpit!”
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Get the Turd’s Armpit mug.An ARMY (referring to a fan of South Korean boyband, BTS) who still uses old and outdated jokes relating to BTS.
These collection of jokes are likely to have formed around 2013-2016.
Typically you see this type of ARMY among newer people in the fanbase, younger people in the fanbase, or ARMYs who simply are just stuck in the past and need to move on.
These inside jokes within the fandom can be quite controversial as many of them mock the boyband's Korean accents and their attempts on learning English or insult some of the members personally. Therefore, it is preferred to back away from these dead memes and leave it in the past.
List of no-jam jokes include:
"Jimin, you got no jams."
"Hey! Stob it!"
"I hate snakeu."
"I love hamburger and sprite!"
"International playboy!"
"J-horse" "Taelien"
"Beach? B*tch."
"Infires man!"
These collection of jokes are likely to have formed around 2013-2016.
Typically you see this type of ARMY among newer people in the fanbase, younger people in the fanbase, or ARMYs who simply are just stuck in the past and need to move on.
These inside jokes within the fandom can be quite controversial as many of them mock the boyband's Korean accents and their attempts on learning English or insult some of the members personally. Therefore, it is preferred to back away from these dead memes and leave it in the past.
List of no-jam jokes include:
"Jimin, you got no jams."
"Hey! Stob it!"
"I hate snakeu."
"I love hamburger and sprite!"
"International playboy!"
"J-horse" "Taelien"
"Beach? B*tch."
"Infires man!"
"Jin is the eomma of BTS! He has more jams than Jimin does."
"Stop stereotyping the boys. I hate no-jams ARMY..."
"Stop stereotyping the boys. I hate no-jams ARMY..."
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