I heard Jason was calling your life Ross. Yeah he was so I said to him "Jason why are you calling my life by weighing every parcel individually you Chi c**t!!!"
by blondeboy69 January 25, 2017

An old piece of technology that barely works, usually having to be plugged into a power source constantly to function in the case of portable devices due to a faulty battery. Can also be applied to actual dinosaurs on life support (or at least humans or animals).
"This laptop is like a dinosaur on life support. I need to get it replaced."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."
by AK Ramirez April 10, 2016

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by 22222222SSA July 14, 2024

Life is just awesome and it will bring you down. But life wants you to have fun even though it can be bad. It always likes to challenge you and don’t let it bring you down
by Sunset B. April 25, 2019

THEY HATE ON OUR opportunity OF BRUTALITY JUSTICE'S GIVES US NEGATIVE LITTLE infants fucks everybody. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
by LONNIE BJ March 7, 2021
