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Roses are red and violets are blue 

Pretty much any two lines can come after this, as long as the last word of the last line rhymes with "Blue." A few examples are...
Roses are red and violets are blue, Got kids in my basement and I'm coming for you!
Roses are red and violets are blue, Your mom is gay and so are you!
and the most common...
Roses are red and violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
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Courtesy of the red white and blue

The greatest Garth Brookes song ever
Person 1: Have you heard of the song courtesy of the red white and blue

Person 2: No
Person 1: You should listen to it it’s the best Garth Brookes song

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III 

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III

Is the coolest person you can ever know and a long name means big sword energy
Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III is so awesome. Just look at how Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III handles himself.

1 nigga 2 nigga red nigga blue nigga 

this is a variation of the doctor sues book red fish blue fish
this 1 nigga 2 nigga red nigga blue nigga wont get the fucj out the way

Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin

This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"

《¤》Trygle《¤》Assault《¤》Blue《¤》

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Let the deer say the grass is blue

Let others hold onto their mistaken and absurd beliefs—arguing with them is unnecessary and pointless.
When he kept insisting the Earth is flat, I just smiled and walked away. Let the deer say the grass is blue.