toni

a name called when you need to blame it on someone else

teacher: who who just swore

whole class: toniiii

by Stupid words January 4, 2024

tonguewhipper

A creature with a long tongue, which uses it to snatch or whip up things from afar

"Hey John, what's that frog doing?"
"It's whipping it's tongue, Will."
"What?"
"It's a tonguewhipper"
"Just say it's eating flies, man."

by T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas January 4, 2024

tonights boyfriend

When a woman makes and/or teases a emotional relationship with a man to improve a hookup

"Girl you seem really into that one" " no he's just tonights boyfriend"

by Meganxoxo January 6, 2024

Tongue kiss her other tongue

Act of eating a women's asshole. The other tongue meaning her anus regardless of color. (Pink/brown)

Dude, last night was so crazy. We went to fourth base, I asked if she wanted to sit on my face. I started eating her pussy and ended up tongue kiss her other tongue 🍑😝.

by SwaggerThugger January 7, 2024

Tonsil hockey

Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND

“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024

Tony "mel" Schworer

Super tall. Kind of looks like the monopoly dude. Rich of course. If it has a hole, chances are ole Mel's been in it. He's a gummy eating, beer drinking, soft lover ladies. Mel doesn't mess around with anything under 280lbs though so if ya aint 280 you aint a lady. You can catch Mel Mon-Fri from 6am-12pm at your local nudie bar throwing down some Mels. Mel calls $100 bills Mels because has rich and can. I know right, what an ass. As for Saturday and Sunday, Mel usually takes his PJ down to Vegas to get his new Escort for the upcoming week to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.

Tony "mel" Schworer, I think she smells like you.

by Lotioneater12 January 10, 2024

Tonow

immediately; instantly.

I need my money, tonow! Not tonight, tomorrow, not later today.. Ok? Tonow, homie!

by DookieBish January 11, 2024