national wasted my time day

Oct. 12th is the day to post people who wasted your time!

girl: hey it's national wasted my time day!

boy: oh let me go post my ex girlfriend!

by kankei October 11, 2022

Highest grossing R-rated film of all time

Who wrote it and what's it called?

Hym "Bwahahahahahahahaha! You see how much the Jew thing bothers him? Don't be a reply-guy Ben. It's pathetic and contemptible. He jumped right on it too. He reads me every day. Wave everybody. 👋 If you're ever sitting at home wondering what failed writers do in their free time it's 'read the work of much better writers'. Well, 1 writer to be exact. The writer of the 'Highest grossing R-rated film of all time' That's how you know it's God's will. The retard in a cult analogy fits here too! Uh oh! Is it too easy for the retard in the sex cult to succeed where you failed? Did Todd do it because I'm better than you at an existential level and I deserve it more? Or is muh brains just so big and appealing that he couldn't resist that sweet, sweet meat? Did I work harder? No... No. That can't be it.... It's gotta be one of those. It's just hilarious. Because it could have done decently. It could have been bad. But it was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. Way to not be a stereotypical bunch of greedy, deceitful, thieving Jews guys! Look at how stupid your entire race looks now because of you! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023

Melby Time

When Melissa and Bobby get together, it always end in multiple orgasmic sexery. Melissa might have some outer space orgasms while Bobby can’t get soft if he tried.

Wow, did you see Melissa eyeing that new guy Bobby? I bet she’s dreaming about some Melby time.

by Thekidw99 September 6, 2022

Chocolate Time

It's a euphemistic slang, common among college girls, to say that they need to defecate urgently (etymologically in reference to the turd's collor).

"It's '''chocolate time'''" That's what one of the gals in the back of the class whispered to one of her friends to make room.

by Imperador dos 10K Calendários December 26, 2023

Champion Time

A fun and lively time. Originates as the catchphrase of the character Leon in the 2019 turn-based role-playing video game Pokemon Sword and Shield, for the Nintendo Switch.

"Dude, Ben's having a party at his house! It's gonna be a champion time!"

by Mamoru Chiba November 22, 2024

Time travel

When you jinx with another person, and the word is something the other person was re-enacting from his or her path

(Girl) After she told me what she did, all I could say was

(Boy and girl at the same time) wow!
(Boy) Dude did we just time travel?

by SoulGlooo January 8, 2021

mad of time

being abundantly wealthy or having enough money to not have to work and have all your free time to yourself

jeff bezos is mad of time!

by anonymous July 25, 2025