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Bryan Adams High School 

Crappiest school in Dallas. Emphasis on crappy. I mean it's the worst school in town. Only good thing is the girls, well the ones who are not slutty. Now in sports. BA SUCKS!!! And even when we win we still suck.

Bryan Adams beat W.T White in wrestling and yet even the B.A. coaches say B.A Wrestling team sucks.

ALL OUR COACHES SAY WE ARE THE WORST AT EVERYTHING!!!

FYI: BA SUCKS!!! ONLY GOOD THING...SOME OF THE GIRLS!!!!
BA has crappy teams and losers as players. Even the gang bangers don't know how to fight.
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Lake Havasu High school

A pink school, divided into several halls. And divided by ethinicity as well. Take "The Statue" for example. Have you seen the dudes who chill there after school? wearing the fake Loc sunglasses, baggy jeans, slicked back hair, cheesy mostache, and calling each other "Gueys", for real yall act like you fresh outta mexico, yall whack.

Then theres the white dudes. Them dudes like to have trucks other dudes do, such as Toyota Tacoma's Ford Ranger or s-10's, lift it, and take out the tailgates. Why is this i have no idea.

The girls, usually date white dudes with spy or dragon sunglasses, dickies, low vocabulary, and trucks. They usually have blond hair, with black underneath, or just black hair. Bitch about other girls hair, or shoes or clothes. Bitch about each other, and just bitch. The junior class for example aint nothin but a bunch of trick a## bitche2, on the real. dont fucks with that. I done heard many a story bout them little girls lemme tell ya. STDs all up in them nasty b's.

The newjack,scene,emo, wanna be hardcore but aint never gon' get it type'a kids. Yall wack. For real. wearing all black , super long ass hair and wearing the pants super tight, this the desert hell wrong with yall. You think your cool huh? putting your hair in a sway and wearing a Devil Wears Prada t shirt? Go to a real hardcore show and get ya ass smacked.

lastly, The only cool kids is the mexicans or blacks, we run this mufuckA. Real talk, roll in packs. But what is the deal with yall wearing the red vans? Yall taking each other swags. Or better yet the dude who started it all. That one fly ass funky fresh G, asian sunbitch.

yup,yup pretty much sums it up.
jamal-yo whatup you just got enrolled at this school?

tyson-Word up cuz, yo why all these girls look the same? no uniqueness up in this bitch or what?

jamal-welcome to Lake Havasu High School.

vianney high school 

the besy all guys high school in st.louis! the guys are all ewxtremely hot and they are the sweetest guys ever.. but they really don't ever actually go to school because there off for everything because there cool like that!the vianney hockey team is amazing and all the cool girls love them!
Katie: omg where did u find that guy ?? he's gorgous!
Me: Vianney of course!! where else??
vianney high school by Jessi April 7, 2005

San Juan Hills High School

A school that ain't nothin compared to Tesoro.
"lol, imagine being a mustang from San Juan Hills High School"
San Juan Hills High School by Ok7 September 19, 2019

Shafter High School

Located in Shafter, California. Area code 93263. Known for beating Wasco in lots of things. One of the gayest schools ever. The teachers there suck because of all the homework they give. Most of the guys are hot! And they all have bitchy, slutty girlfriends because that's how ALL the girls in Shafter High are. Frontier High School is the best school near Shafter. Alot of girls get used and pregnant here so they drop out. Its a great school if you wanna drop out(; the guys all act cholos and the girls act all popular. Shafter high school sucks!!

middletown high school south 

One of the two public high schools in Middletown, NJ. Some of the things that stand out about this school are the crazy teachers, stupid rules, unsuccessful sports teams. The cafeteria is over crowded, noisy and everyone cuts you on the line witch causes you to wait like an hour just to get a friggin chicken wrap for $2.10. The security guards lock you out of the school if you are one minute late. If you get to class a few minutes late and the teachers sign you in (not late), they get a huge amount of trouble. They even went out of their way to install security cameras just to catch students who are late to class. Oh, and the security guards seem to be friends with all the trouble makers in the school. (they help them smoke, even though it is prohibited by law on school grounds)

The population mainly consists of wiggers, guidos, skater punks, stoners, and knuckle draggers. There is however, a small population of normal students. The hallways are flooded with kids, who push and shove, curse, yell, body slam their friends, etc. It takes like 5 minutes just to get down like one friggin hallway.

The cheerleaders are terrible, so is our football team. The only good team we have is the bowling team.

Gym class consists of almost a half hour to get changed, stand around, sit, wait, do nothing while we listen to instructions, stretch, walk around, and mabey 15 mins of actual physical activity.
There are many psycho teachers. My English teacher told me that if the he drove by in his car and saw the school on fire, he would empty his gas tank and throw it on the fire.(true story)

Well, i guess you get the idea. I don't quite know what it is that makes this school so bad. It has to be a combination of things.

Wigger1: "yo i heard you got arrested last night fa sellin weed"

Wigger2: "cha bra, the cops are so gay for doin their job"

Princial: "GIVE ME THAT WATER BOTTLE"

Wigger1: "WHY YO"

Principal: "YOUR SUSPENDED AND IM CALLING THE POLICE!!!!"

Student: (sighs)"middletown high school south sucks."

Lakeside High School 

A school where werid rejects get sent to and all of the gay football players like to slap each other ass in the locker room. A girls basketball team who don't know how to play. And all "The Wannabes" go to, to fit in.
Lakeside High School Girls Basketball Schedule:
All teams refused to sign a contract to play against Lakeside. Due to this error Lakeside will not continue with a girls basketball team until further notice.