double thumbing

When you are eating a girls pussy out and she is on her back and you lying on stomach usually, with your face in her pussy you wrap your arms up and around her legs from the outside to the inside and while eating her box you spread her pussy lips with index and forefinger, while inserting thumb#1 in upper pussy and thumb#2 in main pussy hole area, cxonstantly working and rubbing and thrusting into her until mayonnaise is pouring out on your face and you smile while she shakes and moans. Great job Casey B. from Idaho, you can eat some box real good..mmmmm

Casey was double thumbing a girl he met at the gym on his kitchen table when his old lady walked in and busted him with both thumbs and his tongue in her little pink pussy. Casey was in Big Trouble Mister, BIG TROUBLE, but the slut got double thumbed so she was good.

by kcgreen December 1, 2016

Double Monday

During a threesome, you find out that both partners have inadequate experience in the bedroom but you're already commited to the act so tough it out to try and make it work, even though you're disappointed. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't; just like a Monday.

"I brought James and Anna home last night for some fun but it was a complete 'Double Monday'!"

by I Sweetss I May 30, 2018

Double Dipping

The act of inserting your penis into the vagina, then into the butthole, and back into the vagina thus causing major sexually transmitted diseases.

Dude, you should have seen it last night. I was Double Dipping in Nick's mom so hard last night! I hope she doesn't catch anything.

by fetusandbars April 10, 2015

double dropper

Crouching down, the Male simultaneously defecates in the Females mouth and ejaculates on her stomach.

Female: "Babe I'm feeling so horny tonight"
Male: "Yessss biddy tonight I'll give you the Double Dropper."

by Niggamuffin April 5, 2014

Double Gonzo Vampiric Chokehold

When its a relational Infinite Retard Loop based emotional mexican shootout with a chic and her codependent enabler friends and some random dude who thinks he is a telepath but secretly gheyyyy.

Dayum, girl that situation was a double gonzo vampiric chokehold

by thehappytwo March 12, 2025

Double Dip

While railing a chick, pull your dick out, proceed to suck your own cock, and then stick it back in the puss.

“Dude, mike gave the ole double dip to jenn last night”

by Kingduck127 September 11, 2018

double trouble

When woman is inserted in two places at the same time.
Some variations:
-Two men, one woman
-One man, one toy, one woman
-Two toys, one woman
Higher level trouble is triple trouble and quadruple trouble which should only be done by professionals.

"Want to do some double trouble?" *wink wink*

by I see truth February 24, 2023