The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).
Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"
Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"
K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."
A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"
K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."
A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021
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by Buckeyboi July 10, 2021
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Get the dick cheese mug.Traditionally grilled cheese has been a piece of processed cheese and texas toast, but demanding socialites and philanthropists increasingly desire posh alternatives to traditional favourites.
Introducing the urban grilled cheese. What is it, you might ask.
Urban grilled cheese isn't about what it is. It is about who you are and who you know, obviously.
Introducing the urban grilled cheese. What is it, you might ask.
Urban grilled cheese isn't about what it is. It is about who you are and who you know, obviously.
Urban Grilled Cheese: Organic avocado from the valleys of Tripoli, fresh blended pesto from local organic sources, sun-ripened tomatoes grown in pesticide-free organic gardens, wood-fired stone oven foccaccia crustini from organic grains - obviously, a medley of kosher goat gruyere, fresh mozzarella, fresh churned emanthol.
by @gordonramseyofficial September 9, 2012
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Origin: I was making easy mac and I was shaking the cheese packet causing my tits to shake rapidly back and forth. Shaking the cheese.
Origin: I was making easy mac and I was shaking the cheese packet causing my tits to shake rapidly back and forth. Shaking the cheese.
by CheeseMaster69 October 16, 2012
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by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 16, 2012
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girl: do you know what is blue and veiny and I love it?
boy: a cock?
girl: no you dick... cheese!!!
boy: haha you are such a cheese lung!
boy: a cock?
girl: no you dick... cheese!!!
boy: haha you are such a cheese lung!
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