cheese monkeys 

monkeys possesing the qualities of cheese. they r thuper thexiee and eat cheese all the time. did i say they were thexiee beast! u should be carefull becuase they are ill tempered! watch out for the california swizz monkie he is venimous and the aged cheddar monkey is deadly to all rtardzz.

"so i walkind down the street and got attacked by a californian swizz monkey , and it was followed by many cheese monkeys."

cheese monkeys by Ashley@cmc corp inc December 16, 2007

cheese 

to be cooler than everyone else

omg cheese teach me to be cool

cheese by matt3422 April 2, 2009

Cheesecake Heaven 

A tasty gourmet cheesecake place only found on the west coast. The best and most creamy thick and rich cheesecake you will ever find.

Your cheesecake tastes like heaven in my mouth, cheesecake heaven mmmm.

Cheesecake Heaven by Fiery Crotch October 25, 2010

vintage cheese 

A very well aged cheese formed in vaginal region of a skanky Bitch that's not been in use for some time e.g "wow that smells pretty Vintage today, I'd hate to eat that smelly cottage cheese ridden Minge".

My pussy feels quite creamy today, not at the Vintage cheese stage yet but im saving it for Brandon to clean out as he likes putting on his crackers with some white wine to go along with it, he likes the delicate tastes :3

vintage cheese by Brandon's a cunt June 28, 2014

frottage cheese 

When you are fucking a woman, but both of you are kinda fat so your jelly roll is rubbing up against her muffin top, and the rhythmic undulation of humping is whipping up a frothy mixture of semen, sweat, and lube that resembles cottage cheese. You know what I'm talking about. All the juices and shit from the crotch area somehow creep up to the abdomen. I'm not a physicist-- I don't know how. All I know is that it tastes good if you use it as nacho dip.

How about me and you go out to McDonald's, grab a bite to eat, go to the movies, stop at a Wendy's on the way home, watch some Netflix, order a pizza, and end the night by whipping up some major frottage cheese.

frottage cheese by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

cheese-whiz 

When a woman asks you to spray cheese-whiz in her snatch and use crackers to scoop it out and eat it.

"Kathy asked me to cheese-whiz her last night"

cheese-whiz by hkgasd October 7, 2007

Cheese Platter 

A term generally reffering to an attractive looking female that you would keep coming back to for more.

"She's a cheese platter, I'd go her many times mate, many times..."

Cheese Platter by Jem August 16, 2004