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High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who calls hiz geneology software hiz "Lil Black Book".
bubba: d00d, yr family tree ain't got no branchez!
htrn: yeah, nothin ta break yr fall when i push ya out of it!
High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 16, 2004
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Captain Red Beard's Pearls 

You're nockin' one into a bird while she's on her rags, as you're approaching the vinegar strokes you pull out wiping your blood covered pecker against one of your hands. You then use this same hand to grab the chin of the slut while using your free hand to finish yourself off over her face. Then step back to admire the appearance of a 'Red Beard' and a face covered in 'Pearls'.

Classy!!!
Jan came over last night, she was on her rags but it's OK I gave her Captain Red Beard's Pearls!

im eating red beans for dinner!!! 

one of those idiotic lines that makes absoulutley no sense in regards to storyline or plot in a freddie prinze jr. movie.
im eating red beeeaaannnnsss for dinna!!!

A Red Belt

A red belt is only aachieved after mastering the scarlet mustache and bloody butterfly in one night! It doesnt have to be with the same chick!
Dude I got a red belt last night!

With your girl?

Hell no two dirty scoes I picked up at the bar! They were DIRTY!
A Red Belt by cleist06 October 20, 2008

bloody red-rag queef 

A insult commonly used in a name calling competition meaning the accused is of the desent of a rag which has been defiled with a chunky bleeding red substance aquired from a queef

Stepheaded Red-Child 

A term coined by Strong Bad of Homestar Runner fame meaning an offspring that is awkward, peculiar, or simply unable to fit in.
"Send your cool son off to join the 'On-Point Kings' he'll have to be... jumped in, your fat son off to join the 'Municipality', he'll have to be... pooped in, and ship your stepheaded red-child off to join the Homestarmy. He'll want to be... jumped out."
Stepheaded Red-Child by Goumi August 8, 2009