bare penis kick

(n.)A powerful kick that is delivered to a penis that is unclothed by anything and is out in the open.

When Vigorito took out his penis, I bare penis kicked him so he would put it away.

bare penis kick by Bosco Rocket April 23, 2008

Booger Penis 

A penis that is gross, little and nobody wants to touch it.

"I dry heave every time I remember Zack's booger penis."

"Please turn out the lights so I don't have to see your booger penis"

Booger Penis by Lady123456 January 16, 2009

ian's penis 

It's small and delicate, but it can attack like a cobra. When it's in fear it hides from the preditor in its shelter, the Himalayas(A.K.A the pubic hair). Overall it would make a great puny friend.

Yo man your mom has an Ian's penis.

ian's penis by Jacks information 101 May 25, 2014

big black penis

The penis of a black person usually 10 inches long.

Girl: hey did you see jamal's dick ?!
Girl2: yea dayumm dat guy has a big black penis.

big black penis by yomanniggerdick May 24, 2010

Swedish Penis Pump 

When you are having anal sex with a woman and she farts, having the same effect as a penis pump but with gas rather than air

"My penis was huge to begin with but then my girlfriend gave me a swedish penis pump and it got even bigger!"

Swedish Penis Pump by reediculuss October 3, 2006

Luke Penis 

Luke Is A Penis..

Luke Penis Is Disformed

Luke Penis by AzzPazz October 18, 2008

drippy penis 

When a penis becomes drippy with precum when stimulated.

Marissa: ew, johnny rubbed his drippy penis on me!
Johnny: take it ho!

drippy penis by johnnyandmarissa September 3, 2006