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cantalo penis

When you mean to write cantaloupe and it autocorrects so you look it up on urban dictionary and it doesn’t exist so you add it to the list.

Cantalo penis is up to one’s imagination. What does it mean to you? It’s filled with opportunity. It NEEDS to be here
Cantelo penis: is a typo of cantaloupe

Imagine this:
you are in a heated text-debate about which melon is superior. You make a claim about the Cantaloupe.
"Cantaloupe is the worst!" is what you meant. "Cantalo penis” the worst!" is what came out.
by Spikeballlovers69 August 3, 2023
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Penis

a giant thing or small i dont judge and most girls make it sqwirt in there pussy to make them pregnet it will grow
this penis is huge matthew
by THE_REAL_SPEAKER March 16, 2021
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paranormal penis

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.
Ghost hunting is all fun and games until your girlfriend goes missing and you found out she got murdered by the ghost with the Paranormal penis. What breaks my heart the most is everyone says she was enjoying it the whole time. At least she is resting in peace
by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019
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penis

a weird noodle on the men’s lower body
“that’s a weird penis
by goddefining December 26, 2019
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penis

nigger nigger shit bitch faggot fuck. kike nigger chinky. KNC BITCH. NIGGER IN THE HAUS.
if a penis went into a vagina it would explode.
by Horny Gator Nigger February 8, 2021
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Peni mafia

The most feared gang from Scotland

Originally branched from pyt
“Peni mafia chased them boys out of there ends”
by PYTyagoon March 22, 2021
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Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.
Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.
by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016
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