Cum drunk

When you have consumed such a vast amount of semen that you feel drunk

Logan: Hey Khan I don't think Adam Cone will make it to work after last night's party, he swallowed so much of our semen he got cum drunk and passed out on the floor.
Khan: yeah maybe best not to cut trees down with that much of a cum induced hangover

by vedyfactualfacts June 25, 2021

Cum-nado

A ferocious, spinning cum-shot. Usually a result of multiple men busting on a woman at once but it could form from a single dude if the load is violent enough.

My friend and I busted a fat cum-nado on your mom's face last night. It was fucking rad, dude.

by Brock in my Ash July 1, 2021

Donkey Cum

The substance added to zero-calorie sweeteners to ensure they are not chemically identical to sugar.

Stevia contains glucose and donkey cum

by The XDer July 6, 2021

Cum

King Julian

me: cum
mort: king julian

by Alfie Here July 6, 2021

Russian cum shot

Where you drink vodka, fuck a woman then cum in her eye while singing the Soviet Union anthem

Person 1:hey man just gave my girlfriend the russian cum shot
Person 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

by Dig bick chan July 6, 2021

cum

it's that one white goo of when your in a vaginal penetration.

cum

by FelipePlayzYT July 9, 2021

Cum Nest

A place of your home that is used for sex-having. Could be a bed, your couch, kitchen countertops, etc. Whichever is most used.

“Peter is that your cum nest? That looks awesome”

“Yeah that’s my cum nest, I just used it last night”
“Sick bro”

by NotPeterLOL August 9, 2022