Urban Dictionary

It is this damn website you are on if you are stupid, and its full of people who say weird stuff in their definitions, and obviously, its urban, because it is full of people, and can you even tell by the ****ing name!? OH and also if you do not know what "urban" means, then you are a 1st grader. You can know what it means here: OH AND I CAN NOT TYPE LINKS!
oh, f***ing b***ch stuff, MAN! THAt s s**t!

Dumbhead: Hey, I am looking up "gay" in the Urban Dictionary!

Loser: WT* DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!?

Dumbhead: Two boys marrying?

Loser: WHY YOU SEARCH WHEN YOU ALREADY KNOW, DUMBHEAD!

Dumbhead: I'm already called Dumbhead.

by cxr4 June 8, 2018

Urban Feltching

Urban feltching is the act of sucking a fart out of your partners ass with a plastic straw usually in a warehouse or dilapidated dwelling. See crack den for reference

My nans mate Linda, She’s concerned about the urban feltching going on at the local community centre. She gone learn today!

by Breadguy December 12, 2024

Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.

The things I hold in my mind's eye are those that you will never even begin to comprehend. Urban Dictionary, in and of itself, pales in comparison to my might.

I have posted many a definition to this site, but have determined that Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.

by Sl1pzBigMan July 24, 2020

Urban Calamari

Used condoms one finds in parking lots and back alleys.

The used condoms in the puddle behind my favorite strip club looks like urban calamari with an opaque creamy filling.

by Urban Calamari December 21, 2019

Urban dictionary

A source of great misinformation as it's written by the public, ho will say things misleadingly or just straight up nonsense.

Look it up on the urban dictionary.

by lllllllllllllllllllllll8llllll September 24, 2023

Urban Dictionary

the place that was founded upon a great idea but suddenly a wave of perverts entered the world and started making meanings that didn’t exist and the majority were very sexual. the majority of sexual meanings you find on here are false.

Bro: you notice how urban dictionary was ruined?
Bro 2: yeah

by Motena September 11, 2022

urban dictionary

best thing ever so nice and not critical

kid: have u read my name on urban dictionary its so cool
other kid: yeah it says u crush tons of pussy

by fuckuollie May 27, 2020