Mr. Cannon

Mr. Cannon is a god among men

Mr. Cannon can write poetry better than you
Mr. Cannon knows more about grammar than anyone in the world
Mr. Cannon is no simp
Mr. Cannon can beat Jordan

My teacher Mr. Cannon makes me handwrite my essays 3 times before I type it

by Gary_Winthorp April 22, 2020

Mr. Marvin Olive

Mr. Marvin Olive means when Marvin Olive is at work and he is now Mr. or when he is out being cool and older then he is mr. marvin olive

Mr. Marvin Olive: Hello
jit: oh thats Marvin Olive
Mr. Marvin Olive: thats MR. Marvin Olive to you

by charlesbarkleyfan14 December 30, 2024

Mr. Marbles

the eldest of the Jenna Marbles pack who has no teeth, can't sit on hardwood floors, forgets where he is, and just wants to love jenna.

Mr. Marbles is literally the cutest

by dancing_t October 29, 2020

Mr. Zepeda

Mr. Zepeda is the calmest but most threatening person you will ever meet. He is nice but probably has a criminal history. He has killed a minimum of 82 people but all that doesn't matter when you enter his classroom. He also probably teaches History or English.

Person 1: Have you had Mr. Zepeda?

Person 2: Yeah he killed my parents.

by 100%NotAnAlien March 28, 2022

Mr. Reising

The gym teacher who might be on cocaine. he runs fast and yells a bunch of hooplah! He often walks into the weight room to yell at the girls for no reason. He also has a passion for his favorite sport, Pickle Ball!

"Yay! Mr. Reising is on Vacation!"

by SleepyKitty2021 March 26, 2019

Mr Focaccia

An Italian man who walks around his place of work never doing any actual work and eating morsels of food (a grazer). Often times you’ll see him at his desk making coffee, set against a blank computer screen. Other times he’s devouring focaccia bread with a healthy dosing of olive oil.

Oh, here comes Mr Focaccia, with focaccia in hand. Did I hear he said he’s making coffee? What about those plan drawings that are due?

by doing a great job July 1, 2019

Mr. Groeneveld

The kindest teacher that's ever existed, he's never said anything relatively close to mean to his students. He makes all of his students feel important and is a completely unbiased person.

Mr. Groeneveld Is the best Computer Science teacher, I always have the best day when I’m in his class!

by Vivilo August 19, 2021