Ass Monkey!

A very large, hairy ass usually attached to a male of the human or baboon species. Most of the time has pimples, or smells horrible.

Damn, that Tyler boy has a real ass monkey, Did his mom screw a baboon or a bear?

Ass Monkey! by SuMoNeUwIsHuCuDb November 26, 2004

freckle monkey monday 

word used as a term for arican americans so they do not know white people are talking about them..

Chris,"Oh no freckle monkey mondays at 1200"
Christin,"Huh?"

freckle monkey monday by Jotomexican January 9, 2008

slut monkey

usually female, one who has sex with every one, even monkeys.
high chance of aids, hiv, syphilis, or some primate std that has not graced our streets yet.
or a tail.
which could be awkward...

Stoner: Dude! I went to the zoo yesterday and there were like fourhundred slut monkeys! I swear i was like... what why arent you in cages?! hahhh

slut monkey by eeeeeek May 7, 2008

cheese monkey 

egor

egor, u fookin cheese monkey

cheese monkey by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Hairy Monkey 

When someone has a picture of their ass on their cell phone.

Clark this is to you.

Hairy Monkey by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005

Monkey Strike 

A faggy little mod that immature little geeks like to be obsessed with

Monkey Strike by connicncnc August 29, 2003

Monkey Man 

Hairy Man

Dave Thorburn

Monkey Man by Jenna February 5, 2004