friend 

a male who has all female friends and seems to be but is not clearly gay.

Bill: why doesnt barry hang out with guys
Rob: because he's a friend
Bill: really? i kind of thought so

friend by Low Clef April 12, 2004

happy tree friend 

1. your friend that lives in the trees. that's also happy. aka a hippy
2. the custest of cute woodland creatures...that mangulate each other with chainsaws and the like.

1. get outta that goddamn tree you hippy!
2. la la la la la la la la la la! la la la la la la la la! stumpy i love you!

happy tree friend by milo May 14, 2004

friend rape 

Forcing one, against his or her will or without consent, to be friends with one's own self.

Kate, we're friends. Deal with it, you don't get a say. I just friend raped the shit out of you.

friend rape by Dr. Westly January 12, 2010

Friend or Foe 

What I think about you is almost entirely dependant on which one of these you are...

Iam "That's actually kind of scary of you think about the friend or foe problem..."

Hym "Hmmm... Good point. It's not always self-evident as to what people are trying to accomplish when they interact with you..."

Iam "Yeah, right? Like... If they're a foe I know you're just going to reem the shit out of them."

Hym "Exactly and if they're a friend you're undoubtedly going to kiss their asses until your lips get chapped.."

Iam "Wha...!? I will not! What's wrong with being nice to people?"

Hym "It makes you look weak, they might hate your guts and get some kind of sick pleasure out of making you kiss up to them and that will make you look stupid and pathetic, and I don't like it."

Iam "Well.... I don't know it's just kind of sad, you know? Like, how do we know we don't like the 'wrong' people?"

Hym "Not so easy to tell... Hmm... You should be more concerned about hating the 'wrong' people..."

Iam "Oh shit! Oops. We forgot to eat today!"

Hym "Yeah, I'm starting to get hungry too.... Make me something to eat."

Iam "Alright. Give me a minute."

Friend or Foe by Hym Iam April 30, 2022

foundation friend 

A friend that has reached the level to where he/she could kiss/grope him/her with out it being considered sexual.

also as in the time to build a level and sturdy friendship, like the foundation of a well built home.

"Stewart just grabbed my butt, No biggie, he is one of my Foundation friends

Jasmin just cop'd a feel of my junk, It's all good, she is one of my Foundation friends

foundation friend by Stewart D March 1, 2007

Un-Friend Confrontation 

An awkward confrontation due to one person un-friending the other on facebook.

Person 1: Dude that was so awkward.
Person 2: What was?
Person 1: I just had an Un-Friend Confrontation with Jack.
Person 1:Doesn't he understand he's an annoying douche?

Un-Friend Confrontation by That guy on facebook December 14, 2010

Soul friend

When your so far in the friend zone there is no going back

Your my soul friend

Soul friend by Kkkkkkkkkk708 June 15, 2014