Ew did you just fart?

An excuse when someone is talking for a long time and you want it to stop.

Martin: (talking about some bs for 2 minutes)

Chris: ew did you just fart?

Everyone In The Room: (covers their noses)

by urfacexddddd March 10, 2020

fart taxi

When you let out a little bit of a fart just as someone is walking by. They catch your fart and crop dust others with your smellies - you have a fart taxi.

I let out a squeaky fart just as Mallory was walking by. She got a little on her and passed it along to Davis at the bar. Mallory was my fart taxi. Bless her heart.

by GoGo Bates June 8, 2022

Fart in a sock

Using a poor foot sock for covering an erect penis, and holding a fart (semen).

I left a good fart in a sock there on the floor, not to be proud of it. Hope mother won’t find.

by ppllantdaddyy July 30, 2021

fart speak

1. The official language of someone who talks shit.
2. When someone with rancid breath is talking to close to your face.

His illogical fart speak was enhanced by his disgusting rancid fart speak.

by daveobot February 14, 2021

Giggle farts

The act of farting while laughing

Courtney W has the giggle farts...

by Grassroots January 26, 2016

Down to fart

When You get caught in class asking someone if they're DTF (down to fuck) and you want to troll and lie to your teacher so you say it actually now means down to fart.

DTF doesn't mean down to fuck, mam... It's Down To Fart!

by Jesusprice11 September 8, 2016

havana farting la

The best fucking song ever. You will die if you hear it.so good

Dude I love that song Havana farting la

by Havana farting la May 3, 2018