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Goonlord Virg

someone who cant pull so they beg the opposite gender to do something sexual with them
some muhhfucaz are some kuukuu ahhz goonlord virg's
by THIST September 6, 2025
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West Virginia wind tunnel

An Appalachian specialty where one partner inhales a fart post-climax and blows it into the other’s mouth. Brave souls only.
1. “Dude, I thought we were just gonna Netflix and chill… next thing I know, she’s asking for the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. Let’s just say I’ll never look at pepperoni rolls the same way again.”
2. “Bro, he said he loved her—then she hit him with the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. That’s real commitment. I bowed out after one round.”
by MamaToot September 10, 2025
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Send Virus

The send virus is a term used to describe the addiction to getting sendy, sendy means to shotgun beers the way college frat kids do. This term Is mainly used Ironically.
The send virus isn't a joke, once you get the send virus all you can think about is getting sendy.
by solusq September 10, 2025
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West Virginia Whiskey Barrel

The act of giving a female a whiskey enema and corking it with a buttplug to hold in the whiskey effectively aging it like a fine wine until she cannot hold it anymore. She then squats overs your face and pulls out the cork releasing the whiskey like popping the cork on champagne!
Damn, Trevor celebrated being a new father by popping the top on the ol’ West Virginia Whiskey Barrel!
by Unforgiven26726 October 6, 2025
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West Virginia Hand Puppet

The sexual act of sticking your penis in the anus of a woman while sticking your fist in her vagina and stroking the penis with the fist.
Bro, Sally is real freaky, she let me give her a West Virginia Hand Puppet last night.
by OG Tom November 10, 2025
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technical virgin

A parody ad which mocks abstinence-based sex ed; the spoof PSA instead promotes anal sex.

Narrated by former PBS Kids Sprout announcer Melanie Martinez, the public service message is "I've got big plans for my future: a good college, a career, maybe even my own business some day but one thing I'm not planning on is getting pregnant. That's why I choose anal sex. I mean sure it hurts a little and I wind up walking funny for a day or two but I think my future's worth it."

Anal sex. The smart choice for your future.
The joke public service announcements were removed in July 2006 after PBS Kids Sprout sacked Melanie Martinez, host of the network's nightly The Good Night Show, for an acting history (which has nothing to do with the public broadcaster) which included a minor part appearing in two brief spoof videos titled Technical Virgin.

The original domain is now cybersquatted.
by bitchuck November 20, 2025
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planet virgin fags

even the straight men marry lady bros
SHE OPENS YOU UP @ night zom mob hob or bob
youR have become her girlfriend on planet virgin fags
wem are you tired of planet virgin fags, never fear Witchfag Rehor!
Witchfag Rehor recycles your planet when being on planet virgin fags hurts!
She opened her boyfriend to try something new, steamy brain screens screaming hot sauce hot piss hot trash and hot stones was not enough on planet virgin fags. Hoes is faggots too. #hoesisfaggotstoo
by sinrlifemattrs November 24, 2025
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