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Jack Morgan

A basketball playing stoner. Constantly loses the competition to his enemy. Also needs a regular supply of tinfoil and gas! Known around the school as 4pf.Wiz or just Wiz.
Random Stoner: Aye Jack Morgan (Wiz), you got da pack on you?

Jack Morgan: Nahhh, I finna get a hit off of Henry's cart

Aidan Mosteller: Hey Wiz, want my tinfoil?
by The Real Aidan Mosteller April 17, 2019
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Jack brook

So funny sweet and rock solid, in other words he's a fucking monster. He will make you feel like the only girl in the world that's ever been loved, he's very hot ,sexy and intelligent you have to be kooky to date this geeza
Jack brook- hard as fuck and not just in bed 😉
by Jackbrook September 17, 2017
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Jack

shit hoyts worker
jacks on? i wish evie was here :/
by curledpj January 5, 2024
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the Jack Fallacy

Where you think you're more awesome than everyone else, and that your opinions are so right, they don't require justification and everyone else is stupid for thinking differently.
Person 1: "I disagree with you, I think the Beatles is a boy band because some of their early stuff shows especially the commercialism aspect of boy bands."
Jack: "That's wrong, obviously the Beatles isn't a boy band."
Person 1: "That's actually the Jack Fallacy, not a real argument."

Jack: "Anyone who doesn't believe in God is an idiot, there's obviously a God."
Person 2: "the Jack Fallacy."
by TessaSalem November 16, 2012
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Not Jacking That

I’m not buying it. Not going for it
Doug said Mike won a million dollars last night playing lottery. Man he still lives with his mother I’m not Jacking that
by Dreamer of Yah October 4, 2021
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Jack

When you see a Jack walking past, you know that you’re gonna be alright. A Jack lights up your world, he’s just the most perfect human being.
Person 1: “Wow! I just met a JACK!”
Person 2: “Me too!”
Person 1: “Really? What Jack did you meet?”
Person 2: “I just met a Jack Anderson!”
Person 1: “Wow. I met a Jack Dylan Grazer. From the moment I saw the Jack, I knew my life would be even better than it already was.”
by Foodaboveeverything July 26, 2018
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