Me: “I can’t hang out tomorrow, i got to go to my Dutch aunt’s wedding.”
My friend: “ Oh that sucks.”
Me: “It’s not that bad. I heard they have a lot of good eten.”
My friend: “ What’s “eten”?”
Me: “It’s my life, DUH!”
My friend: “No but-“
My friend: “ Oh that sucks.”
Me: “It’s not that bad. I heard they have a lot of good eten.”
My friend: “ What’s “eten”?”
Me: “It’s my life, DUH!”
My friend: “No but-“
by Foodaboveeverything August 11, 2018
When you see a Jack walking past, you know that you’re gonna be alright. A Jack lights up your world, he’s just the most perfect human being.
Person 1: “Wow! I just met a JACK!”
Person 2: “Me too!”
Person 1: “Really? What Jack did you meet?”
Person 2: “I just met a Jack Anderson!”
Person 1: “Wow. I met a Jack Dylan Grazer. From the moment I saw the Jack, I knew my life would be even better than it already was.”
Person 2: “Me too!”
Person 1: “Really? What Jack did you meet?”
Person 2: “I just met a Jack Anderson!”
Person 1: “Wow. I met a Jack Dylan Grazer. From the moment I saw the Jack, I knew my life would be even better than it already was.”
by Foodaboveeverything July 26, 2018
by Foodaboveeverything July 26, 2018
Cuss is the word Eddie uses instead of curse in the story “Problematic>Reddie” from definejarchie. He says cuss because his mommy said it’s bad to use the word curse.
Richie: *Plays a video game*
Richie: *Loses*
Richie: “Fack you you fucking stupid game!”
(See what I did there huh?)
Eddie: “My mommy says it’s bad to cuss.”
Richie: *Loses*
Richie: “Fack you you fucking stupid game!”
(See what I did there huh?)
Eddie: “My mommy says it’s bad to cuss.”
by Foodaboveeverything July 26, 2018
by Foodaboveeverything July 27, 2018
Finn Wolfhard (YES, the legend himself) once posted in his Instagram story a video of himself, saying “Pu$$y sandwich”. Now the bio of a lot of fanaccounts, is saying “Pu$$y sandwich”.
Person 1: “I just met a pu$$y sandwich!”
Person 2: “Really? What did he look like?”
Person 1: “ Like a pu$$y sandwich.
Person 2: “Really? What did he look like?”
Person 1: “ Like a pu$$y sandwich.
by Foodaboveeverything July 26, 2018
Someone in a gc: “Omg, I love Milly Bobby Brown!”
Me: “Who? Ohh you mean Millie! You don’t write it like that hun😉. Ga back to 4th grade bitch.”
Me: “Who? Ohh you mean Millie! You don’t write it like that hun😉. Ga back to 4th grade bitch.”
by Foodaboveeverything July 27, 2018