Being of constant roast

Someone or something that gets roasted a lot. A bad game, a best friend, whatever. As a person, it would be the type that gets roasted even then when they are on the winners' side and everyone agrees, just because they are a being of constant roast by nature.

Friend: Dude, that guy over there is getting roasted again.
Me: People can't help it, he's a being of constant roast.

by Kuraion August 3, 2018

Tits Were Roasting

When a ladies boobs are uncontrollably bursting out of their bra or shirt.

“Damn, you see Holly tonight?? Those tits were roasting.”

by TheVDiesel August 5, 2018

asscocking bitch roach

Asscocking bitch roach means that someone is a hooligan ninny faggot.

"Hey larissa"
"Shut the fuck up you asscocking bitch roach"
"Hey go fucking burn at hitler's wraith"
"Y'know what? Fuck you and damn your family back to hell you hooligan ninny faggot"
"Hey, shitass. Why don't you do the whole fucking world a favor and hang yourself?"
"I already hung your 3 year old sister, she's in my room. Makes a great punching bag."
"Hey go join her, you worthless peace of cock"
"Look at you, faggot. Your mothers lips were on my dick last night, not specifing which lips though."
"Kill yourself, faggot"

by My handles up your mom's ass October 24, 2018

Load for the road

When the girl sucking you off has to go to work immediately after, so she takes the load of cum along with her.

Getting sucked off and leaves immediately after. As she walks out the door, her mouth is filled with cum.

Girl: I can’t, I gotta go, my Uber will be here soon.

Guy: I’m about to cum, finish me off. (Responds to Uber driver, “I’ll be right there”)

Girl: Okay, I’ll take a load for the road.

by Pika McJones March 9, 2019

Mind out the road

When some fucker gets in the way and you want them to move. Same as “get out the way” or “get out the road”

Mind out the road you silly cunt

by Serry12345 March 21, 2019

old town road

Old town road is a song most known by tik tok but it's whatever

He protecc he attacc but most importantly he has horses - old town road

by Nibbagg2 May 2, 2019

Old Town Road

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I cant no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse track is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche

I been in a valley

You ain't been up off that porch, now
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Ridin on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Yea I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna rode till I cant no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I cant no more
I got the

I'm gonna listen to Old Town Road

by suseJ Jesus June 6, 2019