Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself. 

" Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself. " Is a typical tumblr down syndrome poem.

Tumblr down syndrome "edgy" whore: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself.
Guy 1: stfu and die *kills the bitch*

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself. by Australium Gold June 10, 2016

southampton red rum 

A brainstorming cocktail involving a large port, vodka, rum and horseradish sauce..

"Lady Phillipa, who was herself well irrigated with horizontal lubricant, gave him a boozy wink"

southampton red rum by actions_speak_louder_than_worms August 29, 2003

kentucky red eye

A prank in which, like mooning, one drops his or her pants, spreads the cheeks lavishly, but also contracts the rectal muscles, as if trying to poop or fart, such that the inner red color of the hole is plainly visible.

Johnny returned from class and unlocked the dorm room door. Alan was ready on the other side of the door, displaying a full Kentucky red eye. Upon opening the door, Johnny was overwhelmed with disgust, and scarred for life.

kentucky red eye by Paulba March 3, 2012

Little Red Riding Hood 

When you bang/fingerblast a biddy while they're on their period

*Does not apply to eating the red snapper, that shit's nasty*

"I totally went Little Red Riding Hood last night after crushing a rack of Beer30 Light.

Little Red Riding Hood by Richard BeInYa April 30, 2014

Part The Red Sea 

The act of slapping a girl's ass until it turns cherry red, then forcefully parting it with your two hands before insertion.

" Johny wanted to part the Red Sea with his girlfriend because her ass looked so fine!"

Part The Red Sea by splooger69 December 7, 2013

Detroit Red wings 

Perhaps the best american hockey team to win more cups then any other american can. they had 6, 1 Terry Sawchuk,
7 Ted Lindsay, 9 Gordie Howe, 10 Alex Delvecchio, 12 Sid Abel, and 19 Steve Yzerman. they have a 19 playoff streak
going to 20. the sad part about this team is thier cocky fans

Al: "Hey watch the Detroit Red wings last nite"

Mike: "Yeah and it was brutol"

Detroit Red wings by funkyfresh 91 June 16, 2010

toasty red nut's 

when a guy think's his sack is too hot for you

he tell's you his sack is too hot for you which is were toasty red nut's come from. Then you say really let me see then you take a lighter and really make them hot!!!

toasty red nut's by Tiffany Marie June 26, 2006