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Plaster of Penis 

British slang
Yet another coined term meaning the contents of the testicles.
However "plaster of penis" is usually too wordy to actually thread into a sentence and so is never often used as a metaphor for come/cum.
"Fredrick the novelist was having enormous trouble including 'Plaster of Penis' into his pornographic literature, as it spoiled the rhythm of his sentence structure."
"Father MacDougall made a tissue sculpture using plaster of penis as his glue."

Baby Jew Penis

the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon

wow joe you have a baby jew penis.
Is that a dick or a vagina?
"must be a baby jew penis."
Baby Jew Penis by austin gaykid November 27, 2007

Inverted Penis 

When someone has a penis that is so small that it actually looks like the penis is heading inside the body.

--mostly found in asians
That kid tyler has an inverted penis.

Dude i hear that the new asian kid at our school has an inverted penis

Square penis 

A penis that is square and not round as per usual.
"How did you get a square penis like that? Plastic surgery?"

"Your mom's got a square pussy, maybe it's because your dad's got such a square penis!"

"I have a hard time fitting your square penis in my normal "round" vagina."
Square penis by Ciraz August 18, 2013

turtle penis 

someone that takes a long time to get laid.
My brother is 21 and hasnt gotten laid yet, so he is a turtle penis
turtle penis by olbaid222 October 11, 2009

Awkward Penis 

Something that is very awkward and deals with awkward male sexuality situations.

Close fists and place them side by side, and move your pointer finger out then curl it back in like a limp penis and say awkward penis.
He had a tiny penis, I couldn't even tell if he was in..

(Hand motion)Awkward Penis!
Awkward Penis by Hanie123 December 6, 2009