Cum monkey

when someone crawls all over you while cumming, like a snail trail but with more action

He was such a cum monkey last night.

by Corpsestillborn December 28, 2020

Cum

A great big sticky mess that comes out of your penis after sexual intercourse or from watching step sis porn

Mum: Omg is that cum
Me: yea that was from when I watched step sis porn

by Givbbgbn December 31, 2020

Cum Bandit

A woman who makes their boyfriend act more feminine

Did you hear about John’s new girlfriend? She’s a total Cum Bandit!

by Daddycumonme January 4, 2021

CUM

Refers to the 3 DeFi cryptocurrencies COMP, UNI, MKR.

"Did you choose CUM?"
"No, I prefer ASS over CUM."

by decentraleo January 6, 2021

scraby-cum

A type of cum so sharp it gives you a scrab, or causes a scrabbydy

Your scraby-cum made me a scrabbydy on my knee

by ScrabbydyDoo January 6, 2021

Cum blanket

A soft blanket you use to masturbate with

You might not want to touch that cum blanket

by User7372649 January 6, 2021

Bee Cum

Bee Cum is a synonymous term for pollen in a flower.

Person 1: *touches flower, and feels something sticky inside of it*
Person 1: What is that?
Person 2: *snickers* Bee Cum.
*Person 1 and Person 2 begin to laugh uncontrollably*

by That1Memethatneverdies January 8, 2021