randy cummings

Vodka and Crystal Light. Born of the outdoors but classy enough for yer mom.

"Bartender, I'll have a Randy Cummings."
"Sure Mom, here you go."

by So__Real September 9, 2020

cum snake

A cum snake is ejaculated semen in a body of water.

I went for a surf and saw a 7 metre Great Whute Cum Snake in the ocean.

by cum snake December 29, 2023

CUM

why why? WHY?!?!?! WHY OH FUCKING WHY?!?!?!?!?!

WHY WOULD YOU SEARCH THIS UP YOUR A FUCK BITCH

i guess i have to say what it is,

MOM WHAT IS CUM

CUM IS SOMETHING THAT COME OUT OF YOUR DICK SON

by yoloyman 2222 June 4, 2023

cum

yummy daddy fill my pantes

cum in my ass

by hydroman12 June 11, 2021

cum gurgling whore

A favorite girl which takes your load and never spits it out.

Ahhhhhhhh! (In Pleasure) Ok, Wendy, you cum gurgling whore, get out my house! I'll call you tomorrow if I need you.

by JeebB July 18, 2017

Cummings

A lier

A simp

Malibu most wanted type behavior aka b rad

“Stop bummings with me”
“Your lady smashes the gang and you blame the gang”
“Stop being a Cummings you don’t sell bricks”

by KINGOFTHETHROP October 22, 2020

Cum guy

A person too obsessed with all things cum related, a semen demon, a splooge stooge.

That thebiackeye is such a cum guy, it's all he ever talks about.

by Olde Englishe September 23, 2022