Skip to main content

Bruin Woods

Your either a child or going thru a mid life crisis. Your also rich. Very rich. Don’t participate in activities, bc then you will no longer have money. People think your in a cult especially when you break out in an 8 clap. You will hear the words Family Camp at least five times a day. In all seriousness tho it’s the best place on earth and you’ll make ur best friends there. Go Bruins 🐻🐻🐻
Hey what are you doing this summer?
I’m going to Bruin Woods only the best place on earth!
by Lol2376912 July 1, 2021
mugGet the Bruin Woods mug.

Roll A Wood

Me: aye u finna Roll A Wood
Friend: Yessir
by Cliff05 July 20, 2021
mugGet the Roll A Wood mug.

Spray Wood

An out of date term used largely by the aging/baby-boomer gay community to indicate sexual arousal.
Every time they show those talking pictures with Burt Reynolds at the West Hollywood Senior Center, I spray wood, his mustache is the bee's knees.
by gerierection December 8, 2011
mugGet the Spray Wood mug.

Word Wood

an erection from scoring high points when playing a word on Words with Friends.
" That 119 point word gave me word wood"
by Prune sacks February 7, 2012
mugGet the Word Wood mug.

Woods Monster

A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.
Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!
by Orbert83 August 14, 2020
mugGet the Woods Monster mug.

Night Wood

When you wake up at night cause your sleep schedule is fucked up, you get Night Wood instead of morning wood.
Ah shit, is it 12:00am? I got night wood.”

“Babe wake up, I got night wood.”
by ihavenightwoodagain August 23, 2020
mugGet the Night Wood mug.

mourning wood

Mourning wood is a boner you get at a funeral.
Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.

However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
by scodder May 31, 2010
mugGet the mourning wood mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email