Google whack 

To put two real words into google and come up with one result highly entertaining and great distraction

macrocryoglobulinemia monotheists----a true google whack look it up!

Google whack by 5416546 November 1, 2010

Paddy whack

When a chic slaps someone across the face with a maxipad. ...preferably used!

My boyfriend would not stop snoring so I paddy whacked him right in the face! His mouth was open and everything! Eew.

Paddy whack by Loo dog March 7, 2017

out of whack 

One who has exhausted all desire to masturbate. In this definition whack refers to semen. "Out of" suggests you are tapped dry.

Ha ha Jimmy can't play soggy cracker tonight as he is out of whack!

out of whack by zappa2001 September 22, 2005

Google Whack 

to type something in to ww.google.com and only get one result.

I enjoy google-whacking.

Google Whack by Grant0 February 21, 2004

bailiff, whack his peepee 

the worst sentence to have in court, not supported by twinkie defending

We must make sure you do not come here again.
Bailiff, whack his peepee.

bailiff, whack his peepee by stamplerels September 4, 2021

Jack Whack

The new Joe Blow

Smart-Ass 1: In case you're average Joe Blow walks in-
Smart-Ass 2: Paired with Jack Whack?
SA 1: What?
SA 2: You know, Joe Blow's friend. Jack Whack!

Jack Whack by DJ Wicky Wazz September 26, 2010

jimmy sack whack 

another word for jimmy tap but much more vicious

"Hey, do you know what a jimmy sack whack is?" "No, what is it?" "I'll show you." "Oww, why'd you do that, now I'm not going to be able to have kids."

jimmy sack whack by Beegis June 23, 2006