Weinie Washer

A cougar that has sex in the same frequency that a car wash washes cars!

Dick, I was at your moms house and she let me take a ride in the weinie washer!

by Larry Olympic, Dick Beninya March 17, 2008

Weiness Fight

A bumping of the loose skin on your elbow while screaming " WEINESS FIGHT!"

Wanna weiness fight?

by UhhhhDinosaurs. February 21, 2011

Weinercopters

The act of taking one's penis and swinging it around in circles to resemble the blades of a helicopter.

I hate it when my weinercopters wipe out cities.

by mwil September 25, 2010

weiner-hosen

1.) A way in which to call a friend or loved one a lame
2.) An endearing way to insult or make fun of a close friend

"Baby, I love you but you're acting like a real weiner-hosen.."

by BigDogChristo666 August 20, 2013

Gaping Weiner

Gaping a weiner can only be achieved if the penis is extremely moisturized and hard. If it is not, extruciating pain will result. Weiner Gapage is the act of putting an object down the penishole and stretching it. A true gaping weiner is a weiner-hole that is spread with something large, like a dildo.

While having sex with my girlfriend last night, she stealthily and surprisingly gave me a Gaping Weiner. It fucking hurt.

by Haskell rascal July 24, 2011

poop weiner

Any run of the mill idiot or person without sense. Stupid, or gay.

Andy went duck hunting with me and accidentally shot a hole in the boat, what a poop weiner.

Or

Ryan Seacrest is a poop weiner.

by J U N K May 28, 2006

poopie weiner sammich

A chili dog. It can have mustard, mayonaise, ketchup, and many other toppings. Mustard is urine. Ketchup is blood. Mayonaise is man jelly. Chili is poopie. The hotdog is the weiner. The bun is the sammich.

JoeBob: Get me a poopie weiner sammich, GooberBoy.
GooberBoy: Would you like urine, man jelly, or blood on that?
JoeBob: I'll take some manjelly, some of your prized manjelly!

by John Y. August 9, 2004