Saskatchewan Wake up call

When a small old man puts on two cock rings and has sex with a young attractive woman.

Ronnie gave Stephanie a Saskatchewan wake up call the night they got engaged.

by SterNation June 9, 2016

daniel wakeford

He loves singing and girlfriend.

Person 1: would you like an advent calender?’

Daniel Wakeford: That is absolutely genius

by Rectumpoostopper101 May 2, 2018

A Wake up Eggman

A finger gently slid into the booty from your partner that is also whispering "E G G M A N" in your ear during

I gave my man a Wake up Eggman. I'm pretty sure he loved it

by Zelos9 May 18, 2019

African wake up

Musangwe fight Doctor masturbates unconscious fighter to wake him up.

Musangwe is an African Tribe that has doctors related to fighting that masturbates unconscious fighters to wake them up. Hence, African Wake Up

by BFOR July 11, 2020

Eve Wakamiya

Eve Wakamiya is a second-year student at Hanasakigawa Girls' High School. She is a member of Pastel*Palettes and plays the keytarist. Before joining the band, she was a model in the same agency.
Eve is half-Japanese, half-Finnish, she comes from Finland and is interested in the japanese culture and Bushido, the code of Japanese warriors.

"Who is best girl?"
"Definitely Eve Wakamiya!"

by EveWakamiya August 29, 2021

tell your eye to wake the fuck up

A rude insult you make to someone who has lazy-eye or is cross-eyed

Mike: Bro you got shit in your eye!

Dan: Don't even start me with your eyes! Tell your eye to wake the fuck up

by Mr. Anonymous435 December 10, 2013

alabama balls to wall wake up call

Is that act of putting Hot sauce on a guys balls and dick. while he’s sleeping.

I heard Ashley’s found out Jake was cheating, she gave him a Alabama balls to wall wake up call.

by cafetrollcat March 12, 2020