by Mr esquire llc March 17, 2024
Not to be confused with anti-hypocrisy tutelage ("This what we SHOULD do, but it is not what a lot of people actually DO do"), this term refers to what you attempt to teach a fellow living creature during house-training.
A classic example of "SHOULD do vs. DOO-doo" would be an '80's-era "Garfield" cartoon where Jon Arbuckle was upset when Odie "left a gift on the carpet"; he then expressed great appreciation to Garfield for being housebroken.
by QuacksO February 17, 2021
Describes the "pleasant versus unpleasant" quandary that you face when making a road trip on a budget. The D.O.T. may indeed instruct you to "never drive while drowsy", but good luck explaining that to a cop with a quota who taps on your car window at 2 a.m. in the morning to find out why you're parked along a deserted stretch of highway to sleep till dawn.
One simple way to avoid the whole "rest area vs. arrest area" debacle is to simply schedule your sleep-stops around the available "official rest area" locations that are situation along your route... sure, it may take a bit longer to complete your journey if you hafta "call it a day" at 5 pm instead of at nightfall because there will be no other rest areas for another hundred or more miles, but at least you can slumber in peace, knowing that you aren't parking somewhere overnight where you might be given grief.
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
If YOU THINK oppressor vs oppressed narrative is bad... Let me tell you a little something about this incest cult!
Hym "So... Instead of oppressor vs oppressed narrative... The incest cult has this thing they like to call 'Good vs Evil.' Right? And the incest cult is the 'Good' one (by default) and anyone NOT doing the incest cult is the 'Evil' one, right? And it's ALMOST EXACTLY THE SAME as the oppressor vs oppressed narrative EXCEPT FOR THE FACT that for the oppressor vs oppressed narrative one party must be acting upon another party and for the good vs evil narrative no one need to be acting upon anyone! The good one is good by nature of being the incest cult and the evil one is the one not doing the incest cult. So, I don't even have to necessarily do anything to the incest cult."
by Hym Iam April 23, 2024
A person who gets fingered while watching a movie in the cinema especially when watching Godzilla vs kong
by yourstrulymuah August 08, 2021
Variation Selector-16. An invisible Unicode character that indicates the previous character should be rendered in its emoji presentation.
by slweeb June 21, 2021
(A specific type dichotomy that the modern American media has trouble understanding): when an intelligent person, maybe a lawyer by trade, become so corrupt, that by genetic consequence their bone marrow becomes corrupt, and as a result they can no longer tell the difference between lies and truth even in their own speech
asking Hilary Clinton to explain the fact .vs. fiction dichotomy is like asking a goldfish why said goldfish breathes with gills underwater; its absolutely meaningless because the goldfish wouldn't be able to understand my question and Hilary Clinton wouldn't know how to stop lying.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2016