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rest area vs. arrest area

Describes the "pleasant versus unpleasant" quandary that you face when making a road trip on a budget. The D.O.T. may indeed instruct you to "never drive while drowsy", but good luck explaining that to a cop with a quota who taps on your car window at 2 a.m. in the morning to find out why you're parked along a deserted stretch of highway to sleep till dawn.
One simple way to avoid the whole "rest area vs. arrest area" debacle is to simply schedule your sleep-stops around the available "official rest area" locations that are situation along your route... sure, it may take a bit longer to complete your journey if you hafta "call it a day" at 5 pm instead of at nightfall because there will be no other rest areas for another hundred or more miles, but at least you can slumber in peace, knowing that you aren't parking somewhere overnight where you might be given grief.
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
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THE BEST ANIME TO EVER EXIST IN MS PAINT HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Depends if you like it or not...
My friends showed me this very excellent MS Paint series named "Creep Vs The Forces Of Antis." I give it a 7/10
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Braydon vs Josh

When these two kids got into a fight and the short kid (Josh) Beats up the tallish kid (Braydon) and the after Braydon loses he talks shit behind your back.
Guy 1: yo there's a fight Guy 2: Must be Braydon vs Josh
by KingGoat4 February 8, 2020
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risk vs reward

You get to decide the risk vs reward.
by PineappleJuice May 12, 2015
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algebra vs geometry

The fact that most agree one is better that the other.
Dude, algebra is so much better than geometry. Which is better, algebra vs geometry?
by Sofia Sanderson September 25, 2013
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faggy waggy vs niggy wiggy who wins

that one X(twitter) post created by @ih4teVEVO
this is the great battle between faggy waggy vs niggy wiggy who wins
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gnomes vs knights

CRAWLY runs around his local H&M In, Warsaw, Poland battling knights in a roleplay and fun-filled passion.
Who is better, Gnomes vs Knights?
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