Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021

plant gang

a slang word used by people who like or play as the plants inside video games such as piranha plant (super smash brothers ultimate) wormwood (don't starve together) or plantera (terraria)

holy cannoli, i like piranha plant too, plant gang!!!!

by paper horse filled with candy March 5, 2023

shit plant

proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally large pile of shit.

See George 'dubya' Bush

"What happened to you, you smell bad dude."
"I pulled a shit-plant"

by -____- January 13, 2005

plant wrap

A plastic mat with one smooth side and the other covered with points. Most often mistaken for tree trunk protectors.

Oh, ok. Don't worry. Next time I'll get you with the plant wrap.--Igor

by TheoCosby March 20, 2003

Gamer Plant

Another word for marijuana, used by teenagers to communicate publicly.

Zack: Did you bring the gamer plant?
Adam: Yeah it's in my backpack.
Elder: Wow, those youngins are teaching plants to play videogames?

by TheRealDaddyO5 November 4, 2018

plant pot

an insult written by eylo

“oi kate you fucking plant pot”

by thisisnoteylo May 4, 2021

Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by LazyWasTaken July 6, 2023